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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When you give your homecoming date flowers, you're really handing them a bouquet of sex organs

a blind man walks off a cliff..... he's dead now.

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

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what ate all the ants in the hill? an anteater

knock knock whos there? IRS Oh....

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

a camel walks into a bar. it is kicked out because camels are not supposed to be in bars, there camels.

what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

How to you scare a paraplegic? Point a gun at him.

Why did the black man get pulled over by a cop? He was driving 12 miles over the speed limit.

Why did Dom move to Wales? Because he is poor!

what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

A flight attendant walks up to a black man on a plane. She then asks if he would like anything to drink.

What kind of Juice do White supremacists Hate the most? Minute Maid.

Knock Knock Who's there? Boo. Boo Who? Boobies.

Yo mama is so ugly that she won an award for that

What's funnier than a dead baby? A dead baby wearing a clown suit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Where is the bathroom, I need to go poo.

Why does it take 7 years for Harry Potter to kill Voldemort? Voldemort is a very powerful wizard and Harry Potter is just learning magic at the beginning so he is not prepared to fight him.

Two Muffins in an oven One muffin looks at the other muffin and says: "Oohhhh it's hot in here!". Then the other muffin says: "Oohhhh a talking muffin!"

A man with a broken arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "Yes, with proper medical attention and rest, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I broke my arm, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

There were two muffins in an oven. They were forgotten about by the baker so they cried, caught fire, burned to death, and formed a medium-sized pile of ashes.

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