- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are Violate and not fucking blue.

a man walks into a bar with a monkey i forgot the rest of the joke your moms a whore

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

Why did the black men chase the chicken ? Because it wondered out of a barn.

Q: What happened to the dead baby? A: It was Buried

What would be the worst thing to do to Helen Keller? Cut her hands off, as it would destroy her last chance at communication and re-arranging her house so she often fell nub first over chairs.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She was dead

What happened to the white man who beat up the black man? He was arrested for assault and battery. What happened to the black man who beat up the white man? He was also arrested for assault and battery. Their races have no superiority to the law.

"I just don't understand the difference between yours and mines." "Well, you see, yours belong to you, whereas mines explode when you step on them."

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

In Soviet Russia... ...there are many buildings and landmarks for the viewing.

How do you call a dog with no legs? You can't call it, you have to go and pick it up.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

How do you make a mess? Microwave a baby.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Why did the dog lick the boy's leg? Cause when the boy blew up his leg landed in the doghouse

What do you call it when a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Vicar meet for a drink at the bar? A social gathering.

Q: What was the last thing to enter the bug's mind as it flew into the windshield? A: His back legs.

Barney is a pedophile Loves dino molestation Stuck a dildo in his ass And died of constipation

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? Because he got hit by a bus.

What happened to the dog that ate to much? It became obese.

Vagina cream... end of story

A blonde takes a math test it says find x? She circles x and puts there it is!

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