- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you give a man who has everything? Syphilis

what do you call a mexican whos lost his car? nothing, nick ate him

Grandma got ran over by a reindeer. She died

what do you call a attractive blond haired girl who sings songs. pixie lott

yo momma so fat. that shes fat

What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

How many alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? To get to the other side

Why did the man fall over? He was blind.

why did a bunch of black kids play in a pile of leafs? to have fun :)

What's frozen and eaten off a stick? Your dead uncle Norman

Q: why cant elvis draw a picture. A: cause hes dead.

What kind of toy do you give to a dead baby? A death rattle.

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

What's a good way to kill time? It's impossible to kill an inanimate object.

How do you scare a brunette? Hide behind a door or wall until the unsuspecting person walks by, then jump out and yell.

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

What is the Hardest part of helping a grandma who has having trouble crossing the road? Picking the gravel out of the wrinkles in her knees.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks "why the long face?" The horse begins bucking wildly, injuring three patrons before breaking through the front door.

Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Everyone in the bar is very happy for him considering he has regained the ability to walk

Why did the police officer shoot the man in the wheelchair? Says the police: "He was running"

Why was Osama Bin Laden so hard to find? His hiding place was difficult to come across.

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side.

What's funnier than shooting a moose? The realization that the moose was Sarah Jessica Parker...

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