- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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knock knock who's there interupting black woman interu- MMMMHHHHHMMMM

Roses are red, violets are blue shut the hell up, and sit the hell down

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

Why did the old man fall down the stairs? Because he wanted to impress his wife.

What's black and blue and hates sex? The ten year old in my trunk

What's funnier than a dead baby? An episode of 'Friends'.

What happened to the man who lost his job? He couldn't support his family so they all became homeless and eventually died of starvation.

A women walks into a bar which is means she is pretty rich to be able to have a bar in her kitchen

What do you call a dead black person? A corpse.

Two drums and a sybol fall off the edge of a cliff. They hit a random pedestrian at the bottom killing him instantly. da-dum ch

What do you call a dead man in a ditch? Phil.

What happens when two black people go into a store with masks on? They buy candy for Trick-or-Treating

Knock Knock Who's There? Jehovah's Witness

How tall is oprah.. 5'7

What's green and invisible? Nothing; green and all other colours of the rainbow have wavelengths that occur specifically in the visible range of the electromagnetic spectrum. Therefore any invisible object cannot be green.

Betty wanted to see time fly so she threw her alarm clock out the window. Shortly after, her mother grounded her as it was quite expensive and she had become less punctual without it.

whats worse than a bee sting, two bee stings, whats worse than two bee stings, the holocaust, whats worse than the holocaust, tree bee stings...

What's worse than slipping on a bannana peel? The Gestapo. Go to Aushwitz now.

What did the baby say to it's mother as it was being thrown in the trash bin? Nothing, it couldn't talk yet.

Your mother is so white that when she goes to the beach she has to wear sunscrean to avoid being badly sun burned.

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