- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I have three heads and nine eyes, what am I? I'm a liar.

Why was the priest lying still? Because his son shot him

Did you hear the joke about the Israeli guy with the cruise missile down his pants? Me neither. I hope it's a good joke.

I have a knock knock joke. You go first.

What's funnier than a dead baby? -A dead baby sitting next to a kid with Down Syndrome.

What happens when you put the batteries in BACKWARDS in the Energizer Bunny? Nothing. Nothing happens when you insert batteries backwards

How did the fat man die? He was fed porrage until he died. Who killed the fat man? Leonardo DaVici How did Leonardo Da Vinci die? Natural causes (Actually I have no idea how Leonardo Da Vici died but if I am wrong please correct me) Thank You for your coperation.

Trees are my friends because they welcome me with open limbs.

What did the doctor say to the minority, parapalegic after he barely escaped a fire alive? You just got burned!!

what do you call a unicorn crossing a bridge? nothing there fake

what do you get when you see jonny cry-a monkey lol

Why did an old man cause a car accident? He gotf a heart attack.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, It's none of my business.

Why didn't Johnny get into college? Because Johnny is retarded.

Your mama's so stupid because she has down syndrome.

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

Oh wow, I've never seen one that big before. Thats what the 12 year old boy said as he starred at the the Great Pyramid of Pharaoh Khufu.

What do you do to Jewish people? You Challah at them.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Q: What do you call a black person flying a plane? A: A pilot.

why did my BFF hate me?i called her an idiot on all the holidays including her birthday

What has a beard and bombed the World Trade Center? Oama Bin Ladin. No, but seriously he's a terrorist.

black chicken. kfc

Why did the fat person build a lift in his house? He was caring for his terminally ill mother which has a cancer and got both her legs amputated due to the cancer spreading to her legs.

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