Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

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Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

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Chuck norris

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Im taking a shit right now.

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what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

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What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Why do I hate food? I don't.

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What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

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Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

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what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

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more like nig!

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everybody loves raymond

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what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

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anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

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Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

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Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

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An insane individual walks into a bank and asks for $500. The teller refuses since he doesn't have an account, so the individual pulls out a gun and asks the teller again. The teller presses the silent panic button, causing the cops to show up and arrest the gunman, but not before he manages to shoot the teller and the small child standing next two counters over.

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On her day off, a fully clothed stripper walks into a bar she's never been to before. The regulars turn their heads to see who has just walked in, then turn back to their own conversations.

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Q: Whats the difference between a pile of dead babys and a Ferrari? A: I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So that its subjects will view it with admiration, as a chicken which has the daring and courage to boldly cross the road, but also with fear, for whom among them has the strength to contend with such a paragon of avian virtue? In such a manner is the princely chicken's dominion maintained.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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