What's the best rabbit for a black person?

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Q: What does a bunny and a plum have in common? A: They're both purple except the bunny.

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What do you call a teenager who cant add? A Total Failure

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What happened to the bus? An unexpected, unforseen, instantaneous, sudden finger began to slowly disintergrate the earth

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Obese penguin. It died of a heart attack.

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What do you call a man who tripped on a rock? A man who tripped on a rock.

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What did the boy get at the bowling alley for his birthday? a corpse. *from Bones

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Rose are red, violets are blue, niggas is soft, just like you

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Why did the black man go to church? Because his father died.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He had no distinguishing characteristics whatsoever.

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Just Replying to Brock Facebook request Brock you should know by now that i am at your school talk to me there. Plus i loved the kiss you gave me in science. Now that tested my chemistry. Hehe. Emma Brown xOxOxOxXXXXXoOOOOO

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Tin is a chemical element with symbol Sn (for Latin: stannum) and atomic number 50. It is a main group metal in group 14 of the periodic table. Tin shows chemical similarity to both neighboring group-14 elements, germanium and lead, It is also the material Aodhan's house is made from.

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How can you tell if there is an idiot at a dogfight? When someone pits a Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a moron at a dogfight? When someone BETS on the Chihuahua. How can you tell if there is a cheater at a dogfight? When the victory goes to the Chihuahua.

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roses are red violets are black lewis norris has a fucking narra back

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What do you call a person with a cane? someone with a walking disability

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 30 years later he would gamble away his family's life savings and then go onto live a long and unfulfilled life.

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In Soviet Russia you drive car, because a car driving you would be screwed up.

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How do you kill a blonde? A gun.

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A white man, a black man, and a Hispanic man are in car, who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

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What's the difference between a duck and a popsicle? I don't shit on hamsters.

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Q) Why did the Koala fall out of the tree A) Because it was dead!

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Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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