- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did this website get run into the dirt? Because you they let idiots like me post whatever I want. _CamelJocky

Roses are brown Violets are brown What the hell who keeps shitting in my garden

What do you call a Mexican in a kitchen? A chef.

What's big and juicy and liked to be sucked by women? A penis.

roses are red violets are blue no seriously they are

what should you say when your mates nan is in hospital with a broken leg??? ha ha my nan can stand up shes just genetically better

Q: what's blue and kills you when it falls from the sky? A: a whale no shit

How do you attach a nipple tassle to a purple honey badger? Refridgerator

Me and my friend wanted to burn some calories so we found a fat kid and lit him on fire!

Your mom is so stupid she has to get homeschooled for college!

WHY DID THE MAN FART HE WAS A FARTY PANTS AND WE CAN CHAT HERE ON THIS WEB GO TO ANTI JOKE SEE ME I WILL GIVE U JOKES

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

What's the humor in an elevator? Me jumping up and down yelling we r all gonna die.

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

Bigfoot, Santa, a dumb blonde, and a smart blonde all jump off of a cliff. They all reach terminal velocity and at impact at the same time. However, no one really cares.

Honk if you're Amish!

Daddy look! Roses! No son, those are rhododendrons... Daddy how do you spell rhododendrons? Uh... never mind son those are roses. So... Daddy how do you spell roses? Son, never mind that is a dog. So daddy how do you spell... SHUT UP! Moral: I put a spell on you.

Why didn't the little boy have arms or legs? Because they were savagely ripped off of him by a black bear on a very unfortunate camping trip.

i just got pulled over by a cop. he asked me if i had been drinking, i said no. he asked me to step out of my car so he could look inside i looked nervous, and had no other choice to step out. he knew there was something in there he looked in and saw it THE REFRIDGERATOR

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

Q: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? A: Taking the laws of physics into consideration, nobody could fit inside a pineapple, nor could a pineapple survive in the sea

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock knock. Who's there? I'm sorry I don't know you but I think I might have run over your dog!

A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

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