Chuck norris

what does lady gaga and a vacuum have in common? nothing. lady gaga is a human and the other is a house hold item.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

why was six afraid of seven? because seven threatened to kill him and his family.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

everybody loves raymond

Anti jokes are stupid Anti jokes are dumb I'm a pedophile, You better run.

more like nig!

Q: What's funnier than Women's Rights? A: Nothing.

What did the docter say to its patient? What?? Im sorry sir you have aids

anti jokes are like chickens. they arent funny at all. which makes them funny...

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

Why do I hate food? I don't.

Why didn't Katie cross the road? Because she's dead.

Have you ever seen what Stevie Wonder looks like without his sunglasses? Neither have I.

The hooker walks into a bar wearing a vest and tight denim shorts. A drunken man proceeds in trying to have his way with her. He is thrown out for sexual mis-conduct and is currently waiting for his court date.

Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Well, neither has he.

Dear 6, Please stop spreading rumors about me. I heard you do some pretty nasty things with 9. Sincerely, 7

What is full of water and drowning people A pool

What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy?

I brought a parachute as carry on luggage, I was pulled aside at security and missed my flight.

Peaches eat leaches, that is why sneaches live on beaches.

So a Jewish Family wakes into a German Pizzeria. They were very satisfied with the service and ended up tipping the waiter 20%

yo mamma so ugly I think she has cancer

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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