Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

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What do you call a cow that is lying on a barn floor? A cow

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a would chuck could chuck wood? Home depot

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Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

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A Jew and a Muslim walk into a bar. They end up getting into a heated argument. After about an hour of back and forth they decide that each person has a valid point, agree to disagree, and go about there business.

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Why did Ian pass his CRB check? Because he committed his crimes on holiday

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Q: What does Chinese look like? A:Chinese

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Billy Mays and Michael Jackson are up in Heaven, because they died recently.

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A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

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Did you hear about the gay midget? He came out of the cupboard.

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what did the Alaskan homeless man get for Christmas? Death

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Hook. Hook who? Who are you Hooking Your Horns to?

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epic win?

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What do you call a man who only eats fast food? Unhealthy.

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A man walks into a bar. The second man sees the first man's mistake and ducks. The third man needs to take no precautions as he is a midget and can simply walk under the bar.

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Vancouver Canucks Hater: What time is? Another Vancouver Canucks Hater: 6 past Luongo

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because blind people aren't allowed to drive in the United States.

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A man walks into his local store, he gets a basket and get a tin of beans, an apple, some kitchen rolls a bag of potatoes and an 8 pack of sausages. He walks to the checkout and the lady working asks him ''Are you single?'' He replies ''Yes, i am actually, how did you know?'' The lady then says ''Because your Ugly as Sin''

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Want to hear a joke? Women's rights

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Leslie's husband admitted to being gay, which came to the surprise of no one, seeing as Leslie is a man.

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why did jimmy stop eating his breakfast two Penn state officials knocked at the door

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Why did the...uhh.... Lamp.

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Penis.

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Why didn't children go to their grandma at summer? Cause, they were hit by a car earlier that year and they are dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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