- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do u make a baby cry? Throw a brick at its face

roses are red violets are blue I'm ADHD oh look, a squirrel

i homeless man asked for ome change. he didnt get any because people were afraid he would spend it on drugs

The WNBA.

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Knock Knock Who's there? Probably

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

why couldn't the girl sit down? she didn't have a butt.

How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Oh, And one of them has a penis.

How do you confuse a gay person? How? 7

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

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What do you call a blonde with a diploma? Dum,because blondes are still dum

Q: why did the blind man walk off the bridge? A: because he was blind.

What do you call a bunch of white men sitting on a bench? The NBA.

What did Kane Larkin get on his birthday? Cancer...

Windows are likes prostitutes. You can have two in the front and two in the back!

A mother and her child run into the store... The mother opens the door, so the child does not run into the store again.

You have small feet Do you know what small feet mean Small shoes

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Nothing, you should call a local animal rescue number and care to its needs.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it was hit by a car

What did Batman say to When they were heading to the Batmobile Robin get in the batmobile.

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