- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

What do you call a deer with no eyes? Blind.

Todd is offered a pizza, chinese food, and a sandwich. he then kills himself because options trigger a psychological disorder that was diagnosed to him as a child

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt, it got stuck at a red light, it waited 5 minutes before getting frustrated and leaving. Later that day the chicken realized that it had forgotten to press the button.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs? A: Disabled.

Justin Bieber.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a registered sex offender.

What's worse than finding half a worm in an apple? Rape and child abuse.

Chuck norris

Im taking a shit right now.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

Vegeta, What does the scouter say about his power level? It's Over 9000!!!!!

What do you call an unfunny comment that demeans a group of people? Bigotry

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Q: why didn't johnny do his homework? A:because johnny is dead

what is the biggest lie I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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