- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What looks like a flower, smells like a flower, and feels like a flower, but isn't a flower? Just kidding it's a flower

Did you ever notice that if you blow in a dogs face it goes mad, yet when you take him on a car ride he sticks his head straight out the window?

why did the white man walking down the street have no hair? he had had cancer for 5 years prior.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his village has been ravaged by small pox.

Why didn't the vampire go to the Garlic festival? Because it sucks.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? The first is a person of the Jewish Faith and the other is a popular item of food.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

What were the muslims doing on the plane? Probably going somewhere that was too far to walk or drive.... just like everyone else on the plane.

What trees do fortune tellers look at? Whichever variety of species are indigenous to where they live.

What's nice and looks like a rat? Ryan Kavanagh, I lied about the nice part

What's brown and smells like shit? The rapidly decaying bodies of several dead chipmunks.

A shark ate your mom

Dog walks into a bar Asked for a hard cider Got it

Whats worse than it raining on your birthday? 911

How do you make a bull angry? Light it on fire

How many turrets patients does it take to screw in a light bulb? Cocksucker!!

Why is little johnny sad? He won the lottery but then found out the next day he had cancer and cried in a corner.

Whats green and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? A pool table

Were can you find a bag of meth? A drug dealer

What is worse then having no dad? Russian dad that hates you a lot and wishes you drawn in vodka.

Q: What has 2 eyes and 2 halves of pigs' snout? A: Two pigs peeking around a corner.

Little kid asks his mom: "Why do zombies eat people?" His mom says: "Becasue honey, your MEAT"

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