Jack and jill went up a hill to get some water. Jack fell down, twisted his ankle, and continued to roll. He broke his spine and collar bone and he was later taken to the hospital. Later that night he died because the doctors couldn't do anything. Jill then killed herself in mourning.

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Sometimes I stare at a Frisbee and wonder why it is getting bigger. Then, it hits me.

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"Torture the orphans as much as you want. Who they gonna tell? Their parents?"

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guess wat chicken butt guess why chicken thy guess who chicken poo guess how he chickened out

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Why was Why added to why? Because WHy not.

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What do a fish, a can of asparagus, a spool of thread, and a car tire have in common? Nothing.

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What`s the difference between a dead baby and a pencil? I don`t keep a pencil in my backpack

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what ddo you call someone that has a small dick benjamin

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Why did the kid get a bicycle for his birthday? Cause his father is a respectable parent who loves his child.

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Who is worse then Charlie Sheen? Hitler.

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A man walks into a bar. He gets wasted and forgets the punchline.

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What do Alexander the Great and Kermit the Frog have in common? Their middle name.

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why didn't the chicken cross the road? there are no roads in factory farms.

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A black man, a jew, and an atheist are on a boat. Suddenly the boat started sinking. A mermaid would only save two of them. who do did she save? Mermaids don't exist. The all died. They were my friends.

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A man comes home after a long days work. It is late at night and he gets in bed with his wife who is already asleep. Later that night he gets up for a glass of water and returns to the bed room to see that his wife doesn't appear to be breathing and calls 911. He then realizes that this isn't his house and he leaves.

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Jellybeans

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there once was a man from Nantucket. He was a fisherman.

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How did you feel after smoking that joint? I felt like going to pass out And then? I passed out

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Why did the duck turn black? an oil spill

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What happens when you lose your fish? It dies.

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What's worse than stepping on a piece of gum? A clown following you around all day throwing toothbrushes at you. ___ Zertop™

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Doris was putting up Christmas lights when he noticed the bulb's suddenly came on. He was puzzled at first, as he hadn't plugged them in. He climbed down the ladder and found that it was his son, Robby who had plugged the lights in.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Incorrect. Violets are violet. DERP!

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Person 1 Hey man what's up Person 2 nothing much I just impregnated your mom

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