Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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How else can an Asian wear a contact lens? Too bad for them. They can;t sucks for them. Asians with small eyes EXCEPT FOR INDIANS look ugly

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Face Hunter is scum

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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What did the fat black man do? Get a gym membership.

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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