Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

Grace Ackerson

What happend to the Jew when he was near the fire place He very carefully tended to it

What happened when Glen jumped off a building? The rope snapped his neck. He died.

what did the boy say to the over weight girl your fat

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

It's not gay until eyes meet or tips touch.

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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