- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

THE GAME

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So a seal walks into a club.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

willie revilame

What do you call a person without a heart? Not alive.

what is blue and fluffy, a blue fluff. what is red and fluffy, a polar bear wiped in red paint. you probably should not have done that because now the polar bear is chasing after you.

Justin Bieber.

Roses are red Violets are blue Some poems rhyme This one doesn't

There was a two car pile up at wal-mart. 50 mexicans were killed.

What did the boy with a crippled arm get for his birthday? A guitar.

Why did the small 12 year old run away which a chicken. He felt like it and he was carrying bread which the chicken was allergic to.

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Whats the difference between a polish drunkard and a German scholar? They are two different nationalities.

"Hey dude, wanna come with me??" "Sure! Where????" "To the grocery store, I need to buy a couple of lemons"

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