- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

If a blonde and a brunette are both falling out of a building, which one will hit the ground first? The brunette, she jumped first.

What happened to the orphan when it walked to the park? He found his birth parents........but then they were killed by a crazy hobo and he was taken away and molested

What's blue and looks just like water? Water.

A rock walks into a bar. The town goes into extreme panic and is abandoned because rocks are inanimate objects.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Mine.

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

It's not illegal, it's just frowned upon... like... masterbating on an airplane.

If humans say YOLO what do cats say? meow.

What did the man say when he lost his keys? I lost my keys. What did the man say when he saw an elephant in the distance? There is an elephant in the distance.

wanna hear a joke? i dont

Why did the dead chicken cross the road? It didn't. It was dead.

Why did the Jew go to prison. He slaughtered his family.

Mario goes home after a hard day of work and finds his entire family killed and a note from Bowser... He is now an asshole who beats and rapes kids...

What happened when the nigga looked up his family tree? A gorilla shit in his face

why did the jew cross the road? He didnt. He got stuck in the wire fence.

What does a man and an orange have in common? Nothing.

A black man sits down to have a legal conversation with his state appointed attorney for the first time being arrested. They lawyer advises him to tell him the truth of exactly what happened. He proceeds to do so and is provided with excellent legal advice.

What's a Mexican's favourite sport? Cross-country running.

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It died from chlamydia.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

what does a black person and an elephant have in common? what? they are both living beings who have their place in the world.

Why did Greg move to the Lake District? Because his dog died and the family is in mourning.

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