Women's rights

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what's 6 inches long and women love? my penis

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How many frogs does it take to change a light bulb None. Frogs lack the cranial capacity to change said lightbulb. If eventually by evolution they become smart enough to change lightbulbs, they may learn to handle machinery and pose a real threat to humans

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Queens Park rangers

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What's the difference between a jew and a pizza? I eat pizza.

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TWO PADDIES PASS A PUB

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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How did the chicken cross the road. He didn't he was ran over by a bus.

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Q: What is sad about 4 people in a Cadillac driving over a cliff? A: You could have fit more.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Tony Romo

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So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

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What's the difference between a Rabbi and a Priest? One's a Jew, one's a Christian

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What's worse than watching the Hunger Games? Playing the Hunger Games

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A guy wants to build his house out of bricks. So, he hires some experts and they build his house with bricks.

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What do you get when you eat a bag of potatoes? The're all gone.

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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How do you get an elephant in the fridge in three moves open the door, put it in, close the door How do you put an giraffe in the fridge in four moves open the door, take out the elephant, put the giraffe in, and close the door

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A Blonde walks into a bar. She is in an abusive relationship and drinking her pain away.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Me!! .... me who? Just open the motherf***ing door!! MOM!?! Theres a rapist at the door. MOM: No Jimmy, thats your father

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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