- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a pool filled with black people? A pool

Why did the chicken cross the road? To avoid being killed in the slaughter house.

There are two bears in a shower. One bear says "pass the soap." the other bear says "no soap. Radio."

Billy wanted a toy for Christmas. Sadly, Billy died before Christmas.

Q. How do you stop a clown from smiling? A. You hit it in the face with an axe.

What's the difference between a fat person and a whale? The quality of the fat. -Japan

What's the difference between tiger woods and Santa clause? Tiger woods is a thug

what's the difference between you and a yack one is a spitting idiot and the other one is a camel

What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

kaite is dumb that is true

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

Suzy:I love you like a fat man love cake. Dave:(proceeds to say nothing as he is fat and is buzzy eating cake)

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Which square is small and yellow? The small, yellow square.

What do babies suck on? juice boxes!

What rhymes with milk...milf

What do Lincoln, JFK, and Barack Obama all have in common? They were all president of the United States of America and are relatively good people.

What's worse than a pile of dead babies? A live one underneath it. What's worse than that? It has to eat its way out. What's worse than that? It goes back for seconds.

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

I scream, you scream, we all scream because we're getting murdered.

What's worse than losing your job? 9/11

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

Why did sally fall of the swing? She had no arms or legs Knock knock who's there? Not sally

children of those parents which are childless, are often childless too...

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