- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. whats red and sits in a hairdressers? A. a baby getting its hair cut with a potato peeler

How does an electrician install an outlet? I don't know. I'm not an electrician.t

Today is March 22.

What did the alien say to the parachute? We're connected

Why did the boy not get picked up from soccer? His mom was in a fatal car accident. His dad simply forgot.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The UPS guy dumb ass

What did the chicken say when it layed the square egg? Ouch.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

my goldfish never writes me back when i send him letters

When life throws you lemons, duck cuz they freakin' hurt

Advertiser: Charlies Tax---------- Advertiser: OMG, who are you... Pedobear: Hello kids, come in my taxi(Van) :D

A black guy walks into a bar with a dog. He is asked to leave because his dog is not on a lead.

What did bob get his wife for christmas? Pregnant

Oooh. That fish smells delicious.

What do you call a bunch of whiteguys running down a hill? An Avalanche What do you call a bunch of black guys running down a hill? A Mudslide What do you call a bunch of mexicans running down a hill? A Jailbreak

Why is chad so gay? Its his choice.

I like cookies... GIVE ME ICE CREAM.

What did the speech impaired man say ? Nothing.

Half empty = half full Therefore Half (empty) = half (full) empty= full Half empty

In Soviet Russia a lot of people were killed for voicing their opinion against Stalin

This joke is funny

Your mam is so fat.

what did one dog say to another dog? ....nothing, because they can only bark.

Why did the tornado cross the road? Because it's a tornado, that's what tornadoes do.

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