What did the boy say 9+9 was? The Holocaust

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Why wasn't the black man served at the bar? Because they didn't serve his kind there... Did I say black guy? I meant to say a horse, wait, did I say bar? I meant the barn, yes, a horse walks into a barn but they couldn't serve him because he wasn't tamed

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A farmer hears a knock at the door on a rainy night. He opens the door and welcomes an attractive young man in. The farmer gets his budding teenage daughter to fetch the man a towel. He dries himself off, thanks them both, and goes to bed. He's gone before anyone else wakes up and leaves a fifty on the table.

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seven guys rob a bank, they share it in this ratio 2:2:2:4:2:5:2 who got the most money? you don't know

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Thats what she said

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Ask me if I'm a car. Are you a car¿ Yes¡

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Jack and Jill went up a hill to snort a little coke, Jack felt horny , so did Jill. But unfortunately Jack cant's maintain an erection no matter how turned on he is.

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What do you call an Asian man in a car? A motorist.

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there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

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Q: What's purple and eats desks. A: My dog.

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- Why Mexicans have small steering wheels in their cars? - Because of this they are able to drive a car in handcuffs.

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Q: Why are black people afraid of Chainsaws? A: Because it could kill them as it could any other individual.

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Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

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why is pie good. because it just is.

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

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i like having monkeys lick peanut butter off my nipples

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What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A Pool Table.

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what did the boy with no arms and no legs get for christmas? A- a tv

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What do you get when you cross a cow with an elephant? A deformed organism

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What did the black kid get on his report card? Math: C- English: D+ Social Studies: C+ Gym:A+ Science: D- N.P.P.

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Q: Why was the black man good at basketball? A: because he practiced

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Why can't helen Keller read? She's dead.

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Knock knock Get off my porch homo

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Who's worse: Ghandi or Hitler Answer: Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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