Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

How did the 8 year old child die? He was raped at the age of 7 and given the STD of AIDS. His clock then started as his family weaped his final days of his life.

Roses are red. Violets are red. Sunflowers are red. My garden is on fire.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

yo mamas so poor she should probably consider finding a job

Q. How do you drowned a blond A. Put a scratch and sniff at the bottom of a pool

Brother Bro-ther Broad her Soap

how do you scare a blonde person? dress up in orange and scream "mustard"

why did the mexican beat your ass larry clark III because you live in a apartment with your mom and dad who are black your dad has a truck your mom recked her car

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms or legs. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

how much does a pirate pay for an earing? $2.50

Why did the Mexican jump the American border? Because he wanted a better paying job to support his family, and legal immagration to the States is a lengthy and highly difficult process.

The homeless man first experience warmth....in Hell

Why was Frankenstein green? Because he painted himself green. Frankenstein is the scientist, not the monster.

8 muslims walk into a bar You know why. Because their suicidal bombing plans were put off until Tuesday

What s the difference between a pigeon ?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know you have to ask the chicken if you speak chicken

A: Do you like it B: No

Knock Knock! Who's there? Steven. Steven who? Steven your neighbor, may I please come in?

Silence is golden, duct tape is silver.

Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

What dosent kill you only makes you injured

Why did the weiner dog have a bad childhood? Uncle Monty put his foot up its arse on a daily basis before chewing dorris's nose, ears and eyelids.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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