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A chicken walked into the bar...

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Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

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What do you call a man with cheese on his face? His name is David.

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what is similar between a mexican and a bench? they are both illeageal. except the bench

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A man reaches to grab a womans chest and then realizing hes gay, backs off and everyone goes home happy

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What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

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What was a hard time for people? the great depression

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Three guys walk in to a bar. One got a concussion.

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why didn't the boy get his soda Because the cashier shot him

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Whats a lion in Antartica? . Dead

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Mr Whelk visited his doctor. His doctor put on a sterile glove and inserted two fingers into the man's rectum. "Does this feel all right?" The doctor asked "Yes" replied Mr Whelk. "But is my wrist broken or not?

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finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

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A blonde, a brunette and a red-head find a mirror with a message on it that says "Stand in front of the mirror and say something you think is true. If it is true, I'll grant you a wish. If it is wrong, you'll be sucked inside the mirror and be trapped there forever." The blonde, who is standing in front of the mirror, says "I think this is a stupid joke." and nothing happened.

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Why did the black man repeatedly punch the white man? The two men were boxers. They were fighting in a charity boxing match. Revenue generated by the event went towards cancer research.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, This one doesn't.

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Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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Why can't Helen Keller just kidding she's dead

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what do you call cheese that is not yours? stolen property

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I'm a burrito... With a big shirt.

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Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

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If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd probably put all the labials, coronals and dorsals in separate places sorted into plosives, nasals and fricatives, with the vowels at the beginning to make it more logical and easily attainable to foreigners.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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