- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

What did the boob say to the bra? sup bra

What is brown and sticky? Syrup.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

How many mice does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Just two, the mystery is how mice can get inside a lightbulb.

Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

Why couldn't little Timmy turn in his homework? Because on the way to school little Timmy was hit by a bus

How many baby's does it take to paint a wall Depends on how hard you throw them

Why didn't the oven turn on? Because nothing turned it on.

why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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