There once was a man from Nantucket Who was stung on the head by a wasp When asked if it hurt he replied, 'not a bit, and he could do it again if he'd like to.'

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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Why couldn't Stephen Hawking run a marathon? He was struck by a very serious disease, otherwise known as refrigerator to the face, at the age of 5.

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If you are reading this you will soon suffer a slow and painful blow job... -_-

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Remember how I made you hypnotically cum by poking your own nose last time? When I told you that hypnotic story about the astrologer and the brain surgeon? So you wet yet? Think about how easy its going to be for me when I take out Mr.Big and slap down your coffee table with it, yeah... Feels cozy down there does it not?

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What do u call a bunch of black dudes burried from their necks down? Afro-turf

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What is black and looks like a person A black person

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why did he cat not land on its feet? it had 2 legs amputated due to cancer and animal abuse

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That moment when the best part of your life is when you get 50 friends on Facebook....

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A black man has just died on your porch. What do you do? Immediately call for medical assistance and perform CPR.

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A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

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How do you drown a fish? You don't...

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What did the Religious Education teacher teach on National Science Day? Religion, because that is the teacher's job.

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roses are red violets are indigo

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why does my ass hurt? you have rectal cancer

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69

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What's clear and wet?? Water (I think)

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no im only tryin to keep it real like a broken peice of cheese.

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Why did the milk man cry? Cause you killed his family.

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Where's my tractor?

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Friend: how obsessed are you with harry potter on a scale from 1-10 Me: 9 and 3/4

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A fish walks into a bar. He proceeds to talk the bartender. "Blub blub blub" The fish sitting next to him whispers to the bartender. "What is he talking about." The bartender shrugs.

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How do you get a Blonde to brake her nosebone? You put your dick under a glastable! QQ

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Friends are like snow; they disappear when you pee on them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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