- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

Wanker

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

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