Why did the elephant fall down? He was shot by poachers.

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Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Why was the black man running? Because he was playing capture the flag.

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Jesus walks into a hotel, slams four nails down on the counter, and says, "Put me up for the night!" The concierge looks at him and says, "You're not Jesus. Jesus was brutally murdered approximately 1,970 years ago. And although I may not be a believer, his teachings have brought comfort and solace to millions of people around the world. Nor do we accept nails as payment. Please remove yourself from the premises or I will call security."

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What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

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What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side

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Ian's mind Elevator music

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Knock Knock Who's there It's me open the door

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Q: why can't women drive? A: because there is no road between the kitchen and the bedroom

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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Q. Why was the black man sad? A. He had a book nailed into is leg.

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When life gives you lemons, you throw them at your friends. If they throw them back, duck

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The Holocaust

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There was an Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman, all of whom were nationals of the United Kingdom.

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How did the little boy get down from the top of the empire state building... He took the elevator

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D/M/Y ~~ Take 21/12/2012 Flip it upside down Take the 2's out from both ends (1/12/201) Take out all the ones and two's (//0) Take your zero and turn it 90 degrees to the right Take out the forward slashes What you are left with, a potato.

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Is worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Getting AIDS.

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what did the indian boy say to his friend? I wish you were real

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Why did the 16 year old black kid drop out of high school? He started a successful small business selling mixtapes.

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Instead of throwing out his garbage, a young boy decided to play a prank on some passersby and left a banana peel on the sidewalk. moments later an elderly woman walked past and slipped on the banana, falling backwards and smashing her head. The young man watched from the bushes as paramedics shook their heads and placed a now lifeless body in a body bag and took it away. The young boy, startled and shocked at what he just saw, tried to run away, but slipped on his own banana peel, falling backwards onto the pavement. The young boy was lucky and survived, but later had to go to therapy for many years to come, the thought of his prank gone wrong torturing him until he took his own life. What is the moral of the story? Do not litter, ALWAYS throw out your garbage.

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What happened when they asked Steve if he was feeling blue? He confessed and went to prison for a long time for molesting that poor dog.

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What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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