- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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After eating dinner, my dad said... "That was really good."

Dear Six, Please stop spreading rumors about me and nine. I hear you two also do some pretty nasty things. Love, Seven.

What do you call a kid with no arms, no legs, and an eyepatch? Names.

nock nock who's there? bob bob who? bob franklin let me in 'cause i'm freezing!

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

Roses are black, Violets are black Everything is black I can't see

What's big, old, and brown? A tree.

Two muffins are sitting in an oven, they get burned because the oven was left on for to long and they end up being thrown away.

You have such a big heart (Girlfriend) The doctor's think dangerously so (Guy)

Q: What did the duck say to the other duck? A: Quack

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Alzheimer. Who?

Roses are red, violets are blue, you are my slave, get back to work!

Why did the boy fall off his bike? Because he got hit by a fridge. Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she got hit by a fridge. Why couldn't the cat drink its milk? Because it had no face.

What's a computer without Internet? A computer.

Knock knock. Who's there? IRS. Youre being audited, Sir.

You will NEVER guess what just happened!

No your aunties a joke

John and Henk are walking down the street. John kills a man, the cops are coming and John runs away. Why didn't Henk ran away? Henk was a rock

what do you get when you cross a daniel lesiak with nothing?

10 years ago we had Steve Jobs, Bob Hope, and Jonny Cash. Now we have?

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

What day is it today? It's "Jack Daniels Day" according to that guy with the shopping cart filled with kittens.

what do you call a black man on the moon? an astronaut.

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