- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than taking a final? Getting shot in the face.

Why did Elliot Spitzer cross the road? To go have sex with a hooker.

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was sick and tired of all the repeated monkey jokes and commited suicide and preceded to fall out of the tree.

What did the down syndrome girl get for christmas? Cancer.

why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

you know what hurts, a revolver bullet in your brain.

Yo momma is so fat, that after boarding an airplane the flight crew respectfully asked her to deboard, as with her on board the plane would be exceeding the reccomended weight, and thus be unable to fly safely.

why is my wife crying? because she doesn't like tomatoes

Why did Timmy pass his chemistry exam? Because he studied.

Why are you on anti joke? Because your not funny enough to make your own jokes

I can't submit this joke because I got the captcha wrong

Why did my pussy get wet? Because I splashed him with water. LOL SO FUNNY OMFG DA BEST JOKE EVA!!

If the camel has seven toes and the armadillo has thirteen, why does your mom pleasure herself to a picture of George Clooney ?

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

What do you do to get someone to shut up? You hit with a brick

why do women rip you off? Because they like money

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

How do you make Lady Gaga sad? You kill her family.

too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game"

Why did Hitler kill so many Jews? Because he didn't like them.

Why is it bad to have 10 blond girls in a closet at the same time? The closet is a very compacted space and one of them is a claustrophobic.

How do you change your dishwasher into a snowblower? Give her a shovel.

what did the child say to his mother? daddy raped me!

Q: What do you call a real joke on anti joke A: Someone obviously don't understand the concept of this website

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