How do you make Lady Gaga cry? Stab her.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, nor does the chicken because it's a chicken.

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How to condom style ayyyyyy sexy horsey how how how how how to condom style

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what do you call a blonde with black hair? Artificial intelligence

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Whats Better Than an Anti Joke? sex...

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Q. whats the difference between a jew and a pizza? A. A jew is a human of the jewish religion, and a pizza is food.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There I no road.

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A: Why did the chicken cross the road? B: Why? A: If I knew I wouldn't be asking you.

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Once upon a time, a duck named Jim went to work, he went up to the steps to his new job and and he was paid all day to sit in a hot tub. Little did he know it was a boiling pot and he was served at Christmas dinner

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We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

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What happened to the man who grew into the couch? He was surgically removed and forced to exercise daily. He is feeling much better now.

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Once upon a time there was a man exercising, he pulled a muscle and had to have his heart removed. In other words, don't exercise. The end.

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What do you get if you give a black man more than 5 watermelons? Jeff the Killer.

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Q.How many dinosaur species can jump as high as a house? A.All of them, houses can't jump

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1912, the titanic sinks, 1913 ww1 starts, 1939, ww2 starts, 1954, the vietnam war starts, 90's, cold war. wow! the 20th century sucked.

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Why did Ant Man die? He was shot by a gangster, duh.

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Knock knock Who's there? The Gestapo, time to go to Auschwitz.

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Why did the man have a bad day? Well first of all, his wife left him, then his two kids both committed suicide, then a large falcon pecked at him genital area. After that he proceeded to be hit by a car, and soon after he was hit by a bus. Following this, his corpse was raped by a transvestite pig, and then finally his spirit got hit by a plane on its way up to heaven.

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roses are red violets are blue a pyschorapist just ate me refrigerator

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What do you call a blonde prostitute your bitch

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Why did the plane crash? Because something was wrong with the engine

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Why did the President fall down? He was assassinated. -mattobrado

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Two men were walking down the street. All of a sudden, the first man turns to the second and pulls out his hands of 4 fingers each. The second man shows his hand of 6 fingers each. What does this show about them? Together they have 20 fingers total.

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Roses are dead. Violets are dead. I'm a bad gardener.

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