- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Sally

If only i were a man! You not! Your a.... WO-MAN!

Knock Knock, Whos there? a baby nailed to the wall Orgasim

Q:Why did sarah fall off the swing? A:She had no arms. 1:Knock knock 2:who's there? 1:not sarah

Me Neither.

Chuck Norris screams in pain.

What do an elephant and a plum have in common? They're both purple, except for the elephant.

Why did susie fall off the swing? Because an arrow penetrated her head.

What is a 6.9? A period getting in the way of a good time!

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Knock Knock? Who's There? The Gestapo.

a guy named bob likes sprinkles on his ice cream.

Why did the chicken cross the road Because the farmer is obviously to stupid to build a proper chicken coop, and thus his chicken is crossing the road and will most likely be hit by a car

roses are red vilits are blue get in the van or i kill you

Why did the car cross the road? Isn't that what cars do?

Q: What's worse than falling off a mountain A: Falling off a mountain into a pile of spikes

Your mom is so poor that her boobs are real.

When Kurt Cobain was little, his mother told him to never play with guns but I guess it went through one ear and out the other.

Why couldn't John ride a bicycle? Because he is a fish.

Your mums so stupid. She bought an apple for 35p even though the shop across the road sells them for 34p

What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

What's green and fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

whats yellow and cant swim? A bulldozer

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