why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

*Click* "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

A recently widowed blond was on her way to an appointment with her attractive physician, when she realized that she was almost out of gas, so she stopped to refuel at a station near his office.

Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

Q. How do you make a fruit punch? A. In a punch bowl, mix together fruit punch, pineapple juice and ginger ale. Add scoops of sherbet into the punch. Wait for the sherbet to begin melting, approximately 10 minutes, stir gently, and serve.

Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

Slug on ya tooth Gavin David Newman

A dog walk into a bar, and the bartender asks, "What"ll it be?" The dog then breaks into tears as he realizes the bartender is his father's gay husband.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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