What is a dog's favorite color? None,dogs have colorblindness.

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Say this really fast. Ice Bank Mice Elf It'll take a while for dumbasses to understand.

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What is the reward for the pimp who banged a bitch? HIV

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I'm a little teapot, short and stout. Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout: Absolutely nothing because I'm a teapot you maniacal psychopath.

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What does a jew to enter in a movie theater? He buys a ticket!

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What's the difference between a baby and an egg? One is fun to throw at houses and the other is an egg.

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im not food

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why did winnie the pooh have his head in the toilet,? it was clogged.

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Guess what I saw today?..........Nothing I'm Blind.

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What is big, eats cats, smells good, but looks like shit? A big, cat eating, good smelling piece of shit

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Roses are red Violets are blue Plants are green because of the high levels of mitochondria in their cells.

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If Life Throws You Melons, Then You're Probably Dyslexic. -S.H.A.T Brother 2Flush

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Why didn't Debbie go to the theme park with the rest of her family? Because she died the week before.

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What's 1 + 1? Fish. What's 2+2? Window. pie.

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Jacob Edwards has friends.

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why dont you throw rocks at a mexican on a bike? its unethical and can severely hurt the individual on the bike

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why did the man move away from me because he thought that i had crabs as pets

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You know what's cool? Yep.

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PENIS

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What did the frog say when he heard his family was dead? "ribbit"

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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Why is a four year olds bedroom the hottest place in Texas? Its on fire, like the rest of the state because of a tragic wildfire thats ruining the lives of many people.

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What's the difference between 31 dead hookers and a Lamborghini? One is a traumatizing tragedy that left at least 31 poor families mourning for their loved ones, whom were only trying to make a living in what is a terrible economy and were unable find a better job, and the other is an overpriced sports car.

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Whats worse than being a jew? Having all of your friends viciously murdered at a party that you weren't invited to.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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