Roses are red, violets are blue That's a fact.

A black man is in line for a club. The bouncer says: This is a white party only. The black man says: Damn, I wasnt aware I had to wear white clothing. He then left the line and told himself to check the promotional page on facebook more often.

Roses are blue Violets are red Is that really What I just said?

wHY DIDN'T THE HORSE FINISH COLLEGE? HIS GRANT RAN OUT AN HE COULDN'T GET ANOTHER STUDENT LOAN.

Two horses are playing in a field, One says to the other "Hey, sup" they then continue playing.

Whats worse than Justin Bieber's love life. My ass crack.

Knock Knock Who's there? I eat mop I eat mop who? That's strange, most American's don't eat poo I'm Asian

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

Why did the man with brain cancer die? He drove his Segway off a cliff.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

Alchohol.

What was the weather like at the rap concert?there was a lil wayne.I DID A FUNNY! !!

ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok... let me think of something good! Write Your Own It's easy to take part, just type your text below! ok lets... wait.. wtf I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service

Knock knock! Who's there? Dave. Dave who? Dave Smith. Oh, hey Dave. Come in.

Q: What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the seat next to you? A: Whatever his name happens to be.

Your moms so stupid that she called me to get my number

hey im leon and i love the chuckie

what did one sandwich say to another sandwich? nothing, sandwiches cant talk

The awkward moment when you don't know whether to like or dislike this because you think I want like so you are gonna dislike but what If I want dislikes, but what if I want likes, you are confused Antijokeception....

Q: Whats funny about the Holocaust A: Nothing

What do you call a Mexican in a suit? Another Drug lord What do you call a black guy in a suit? Guilty. What do you call a white guy in a suit? The black guys lawyer What do you call a woman in a suit? You don't call her anything as you wonder why she isnt in the kitchen. What do you call a women outside a kitchen? Useless. -Jordan.M

Whats better than winning gold in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did greg come to America? Because he wanted visit the states

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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