Why did the two children go sledding? Because they liked to sled.

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

Why did the kid fall off the bike? Because he was paraplegic.

Ask me if I'm a tree. "Are you a tree?" Of course not.

why was the 6 year old boy crying? his mother had just passed away from terminal cancer and his stepdad caught him crying so he kicke hm in the face and told him to man up.

Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

What do you call two lesbians in a canoe? Women.

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

why did the black man die? the man bled out, and doctors did everything they could.

Knock knock Who's There? Me I kill you again HA HA HA

'Peter Piper picked a peck of pickled peppers.' That's fantastic because Peter Piper was paralyzed and the doctors said he would never be able tomove is arms or legs again, and there he is picking a peck of pickled peppers. I applaud you Peter Piper.

What do two Jews have in common? They both practice the same religion.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No. Neither has he...

whats on object, almost tube like that squirts thick white liquid from the top elmer's glue

wat is the name of a girl u can play connect the dots on her face laurie pisciotta

What is black and white and red all over? Zebra domestic violence isn't funny.

Is maynaise an instrument?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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