- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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hey i just met you and this is c r a z y , but im a pirate so call me matey ;)

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

A Black man and a Hispanic man were sitting in the back seat of a car. Who was driving? Their Asian friend who offered to take them to get lunch.

guest what i love pancakes

I would have buttered my bread, but the pool was cold.

A White, a Mexican, and a Chinese guy all take a boat to go exploring.

NO IT IS MINE! ALL MINE!

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

A poor boy receives his first wrapped present in his entire life. Why did he hate it so much? Because it was a copy of "Mien Kampf" Is he Jewish? No, he actually does know what "Mien Kampf" is because he is poor and cannot read.

What do you call a naked couple? Horny.

What has eyes but cannot see? A blind man.

What killed the dinosaurs? THE ROCKET POWERED FIST!!!

Once upon a time, The end.

Like to tell patrick porcupine to stop gaming

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Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

How many gay people does it take to make a football team? 11

Once upon a time there was a boy who was 16 and a girl who was 14. The guy is in year 10 and the girls is in year 9 . Alot of people think he is a pedofile. Comment your opinion.

What did the boy say when he got hit by a car? Nothing, he punctured his lungs.

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