How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

Why lets go Mets? Lets go Yankees!

What do cats eat for breakfast? Cat food.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when i jump on a trampoline.

WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

What happened after the man walked off the cliff? Nothing. It was a foot tall.

Q: Why do all Asians have small penises? A: They don't.

what do call a large massacre of 1000000 people? a tragedy

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what has balls and is long and suckible? Spaghetti

If you see a person falling down your balcony, Say cya later!

Whats gets stiff when you have sex with it? A dead body.

What did the goat say to the zebra? Nothing. Goats can't speak

what did the cashier do when a Mexican robbed the store? call the police

What's worse than having a zit on your face? Getting blue waffle.. google if you don't know what blue waffle is..

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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