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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde went to a doctor for a checkup. The blonde couldn't hear the doctor 'cuz she had headphones on so the doctor took them off. A couple of minutes later she died. The doctor was curious so he put the headphones on. It was saying, "Breathe in, breathe out. Breathe in, breathe out..."

Q: Why Did The Family Eat Olive Garden For Dinner A: Because it was a simple way to please everyone but letting them choose their own meal

Knock Knock I'm sorry but the new don't ask don't tell laws require me to not answer but do feel free to come in for some tea.

What are 3 skills black people have that they use for basketball? Great hand eye co-ordination, communication and encouragement.

What did the doctor say to his wife? We have grown apart over the years, I want a divorce.

A husband said to his wife, "If you want to have sex, stroke my penis one time. If you don't want to have sex, just say so and I will respect your decision, though I may be disappointed."

Q Whats the difference between a pich fork with watermelons and a pitch for with dead babies stuck on. A The pitchfork with the dead babies were severly shot in the kidneys and then the heart. Blake

What's hiding in Redfoo (from LMFAO)'s afro? Nobody knows...

I drink poodle juice for breakfast lunch and dinner I was then turned into a tree

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked

What did batman say to robin to get in the car? Get in the car.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

Q. Why do televisions come with clickers A. So you don't have to get up to change the channel

Which is the smallest? A. Jupiter B. Whale C. Cow D. Bracelet Answer: D

Wanna hear a joke? Your life.

what did the apple say to the peer... I taste better !!

four score and seven years ago. . sharks with frickn laser beams attached to their FRICKeN HEADs.

A man was found dead, in an ice cream van, the other day. He was covered from head to toe in hundreds and thousands, with two flakes sticking out of his ears. The police say it was a tragedy and will be informing his next of kin in the next few days.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Elephant. Elephant who? Seatbelt.

Yo momma's so fat she went to Antartica and all the penguins were like, "Woah. You're fat."

two ducks run into each other........ then they walk away

Are we in Tennessee? Because I recently saw on the side of the road that it was 10 miles to Memphis.

so a black guy goes to a hot dog eating contest how many does he eat? enough to win.

What do you call a blue colored dog with seven legs, that oinks? not a dog...

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