orange -banana and lemon say....... i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i i want to eat u (RANDOMZZZZZ)

What is the difference between a brick and a ginger? The entirety of their chemical make up and physical appearance.

A mentally disabled person asked a tree, "Are you a tree?" the tree didn't say anything because it can not speak.

An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

That is so fetch

Q : What did the construction worker get for christmas? A: Nothing a building fell on him 3 days earlier

Why did Jerry Sandusky appeal his conviction? Because the judge wrongly considered inadmissible evidence.

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

Yanter, Look it up

im not black, im Joseph Kony

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm terrible at poems. Potato.

Why did moral man lose his superpowers? Because he read the pointless superpowers section and realized its pointless... Moral: yeah this is my power... :(

What are jews without the holocaust? Alive

What's the diffrence between a hockey puck, and an african child? They're both black, but usualy african children aren't round!

Why did the girl fall out of the swing? She was dead.

How did the man open the car? He opened in.

whats black and doesnt like politics? a black chair

why did the Asian by a dog because he was lonely

Why did the little boy die? His mother got an abortion.

Why would a woman be out of the kitchen? Because she is busy working, being outside, resting, or any other activity that does not include food.

what do u call a 50 yr old man at disneyland a rapist

A Jew, A black, and a Hispanic jump off a building. Who hits the ground first? Who cares.

what purple and jolly barney who doesnt love his charactorial warmth!# not weird

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari? A Ferrari was never alive.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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