Roses are Red Violets are Purple Not blue

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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how does an Arab scare someone He does a countdown

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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WHAT THE BABIES?!

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Knock knock Who's there ... Hello? Is there anyone there? (In the bushes) Ha! He'll never suspect us!

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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What's the worst thing about gang rape? Going last.

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How many babiess it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Woman's Rights

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Roofs are Red...I have a Cunt!!!

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what is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? dead babies dont stick to the roof of your mouth when you are eating them.

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Whats worse than getting an eye gouged out? Getting both eyes gouged out?

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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A black man, a Pakistani and Jew sit at a bar. It's great to see such a cosmopolitan community.

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Water? I hardly know her.

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DING DONG! Did you have to ring the doorbell? You just ruined a good knock knock joke!

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A chinchilla and an octopus walk into a bar. What do they say? The octopus says Hello but the chinchilla says nothing because chinchillas cannot talk.

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How do you make a clown frown Throw an axe at his face.

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Why did the black guy go to jail? Because he committed an illegal crime.

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What's worse than failing an exam? Failing two exams.

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How many Jews can you fit in a car? Statistically speaking, in a brief survey done by the United States Traffic Commission, they stated that a standard 4-door sedan had the highest percentile of drivers. So, in regards to the legal system, a person may only fit, in fact, 5 jews in a car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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