This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

willie revilame

smell the vitamin C

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Seven

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why was the redneck so racist? Because he had a severe dislike for the black community.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

what do you call some one with no arms and no legs? names.

What's Green and invisible? This cabbage --------------------------->>>>>

what happend when the AntiJoke Crossed the road? It pooped in the ... HIT BY A REFRIGERATOR.

Im taking a shit right now.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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