Hi Mum!!!!!!!!

Roses are red Violets are blue TEST: Are roses red?

human centipede

Have you heard the one about the monkey who jumped off the roof? Neither have I.

What's black and white and read all over? A lot of things.

What do you give the person who has everything? A 20$ gift voucher

what has 8 legs, is brown, and will bite you? my crap

you know what rhymes with sloth. rape

Justin Bieber walks into a bar…. He was shot

finding out that when you had sex with that prostitute, you severely injured your urethra tube and you cannot create urine or spurm.

Latvia isn't a joke

Q. Whats worse than 9 babies in 1 suitcase? A. 1 baby in 9 suitcases.

What's black and white and red all over? My dog after she was hit by a car (true story)

test

what do jews, blacks, and asians have in common? they have all been targets of racism!

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

Ayy mon, come smoke dis weed wit ma

Whats bigger than a tree A bigger tree

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

Knock knock "Who's there?" "Bark bark" "Bark Bark who?" "Bark bark bark bark bark bark."

Carrot fingers

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because I threw it after I chopped its' head off.

Why couldn't Sally celebrate hollaween? Because she's not allowed to take candy from strangers. Also Sally died a week ago in a car crash.

Have you heartd about the blond that confused winow putty for KY jelly? Her windows fell out.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

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