Why couldn't the man sleep? Because he was a wax model in a museum, and as we all know wax models are inanimate objects thus incapable of consciousness and therefore incapable of unconsciousness as well. Many other inanimate objects are caught up in similar problems relating to their incapability to do anything.

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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Why shouldnt you take the virginity of a 14 year old? Their pre-frontal lobe is not developed enough to sufficiently judge the affect of this action on their life.

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Why did a man throw butter out the window ? So he could see butter fly and then realized that there was one on window cil

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. The priest has his papers but the rabbi is sent to a concentration camp.

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Q)A man and a women are hiking on a mountain trail. A bear appears. What do they do? A) Die.

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Q: whats worse than ten babies in one trash can A: one baby in ten trash cans

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you put the chevy to the levy when your pants fell heave diarea

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What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a PS3? Michael was a succesful dancer, singer-songwriter, musician, and philanthropist, whereas a PS3 is a games console.

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How many spiders dose it take to cover a wall? Four, if they are 7 feet tall

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Why was the ghast from minecraft crying? His family died

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why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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why did Sarah fall of the swing... she had no arms Knock Knock.... Whos there .... Not Sarah

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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I like playing in the balls. I like balls.

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What did the horse with herpes say to Paul? Ney

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WHY WAS 6 AFRAID OF 7? I REALLY DONT KNOW!

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How do you keep a secret? Kill yourself.

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What's do you call two bulls, a goat, and a horse? Farm Animals

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You want to hear a joke. Sure. A black president. Oh wait...

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Why is Lewis hayphore gay Answer = because he sucked hos brother off #Cameron Hayphore

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What did Johnny get for Christmas? Nothing. Johnny is Jewish.

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What do stupid fat ugly women always say to me? “I think you have a problem with women.”

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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