a boy meets a girl the rest is censored

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Knock Knock Who's There ........................ ........................................... I hate doorbell ditchers

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What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

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GUESS WHAT ?????????? THATS WHAT CAOMHIN

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What did the elephant say to the other elephant? We're both elephants!

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Your social life.

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Why did the first squirrel fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one. Why did the third squirrel fall out of the tree? Peer Pressure. Why did Bobby fall off his bike? He was hit by 4 squirrels.

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WHY CANT THE ENGLISH MAN FIND HIS.....PANTS? BECAUSE HE NEEDED TO LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!! LOOK HARDER ENGLISHMAN!!!!!!!!LOOK HARDER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! yell this joke out loud and u will realize that its really funny!!! ^-^

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What do you call two black men sitting on the porch? Craig and Smokey

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Your mama is so fat. Just look at her.

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Two hunters are out in the woods, one of them collapses on the ground and his eyes roll back in his head. His friend whips out his cell phone and calls 911. He gasps,"I think my friend is dead, what do i do?" The operator says,"calm down lets first make sure he's dead." There's a silence, then a shot. Sadly the man was not dead but extremely tired and could not carry on without rest.

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A forty-year-old man forces a young child to strip down and take a shower. The child screams and cries, but the man persists angily. He then carries the child into his bed. The child pleads, "Help! Mom, make him stop!" The mother yells back, "Just listen to him. He's your father and it's past your bedtime." This is a common night-time routine for parents with their first child

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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People...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Sheriff Sheriff who? Sheriff Robinson your husband has died in a local car accident.

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Q:What do you call a black man flying a plane? A: An over-used anti-joke

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Why wasnt the black man entitled to a social welfare cheque? Because he made quite good money at a nearby hospital, where he worked as a doctor

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Why did the man poop his pants. becuase he had to poop.

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Slow and steady wins the race, But only in some cases. Mostly never.

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Are you Jamaican? Because your dreadlocked hair is an iconic symbol of one who would be from the country of Jamaica.

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What do you call five black guys surrounding one white guy who bosses them around? Whatever his name is.

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Why does Billy Mays yell? He doesn't, he's dead.

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Why didn't the black man eat lunch? Because his lunch asked him not to eat it.

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Why did the family at dinner not tip the waiter? He was mean and spat in their food.

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Anti Joke

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