A beautoful poem: Roses are red Violets are blue I have a gun! gimme all your money!

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just a man and his thoughts....and a smart phone app, and a loving family, thats not the point.

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A pregnant woman walked into a bar what did she say? Can i have a drink

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Whats the difference between a dead baby and a porsche? i don't have i dead baby in my garage. That would be wrong

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A black man,a Hispanic man, and a white man are in a race. The white man wins because he took steroids and used somebody else's urine for the drug test.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was in a van headed to the slaughterhouse.

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Seriously, all your new jokes are shit. They are either repeats of stuff previously on the site or they are just so unfunny you'd struggle to get a sympathy laugh from your mother. Please actually take the time to think of something worth submitting or do not submit at all. We know people with no arms can't knock on doors enough now, and many things are better than the holocaust. Do something new!

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What's funnier than throwing a baby off a bridge? Everything, if you think that's funny, you're a terrible person.

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NO ONE LIKES YOU!!!!

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whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? this overused joke

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Q: Why couldnt the kid feel his legs A: He had no arms

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What did the boy say to his dad when he realized he was gay? Dad, I'm gay.

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What did Sammy get for Christmas? Raped.

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a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

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Knock knock. Who's there? Ed. Ed who? Ed Begley Jr.

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What's better than winning $500? Using it to support the Islams to destroy America

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Henry was struck by a train. He was mourned by his parents.

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yo momma is soo stupid when anyone says anything she say i don't understand .

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what do you call a cow with no legs? ground BEEF!!!!

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Why did the koala fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the tree fall over? The koala forgot to let go.

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Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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A bus full of retarded kids got broken on his way. One kid suggested to the bus driver that the problem could be with the brakes, as that kid's father was a mechanic.

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I took my mum for a big shop the other day, we used the parent and child spot, not like there's an age range on it. - Peter Kay Try parking in the furthest spot away from the shop and you might burn some calories. -Me

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What looks like donuts but stinks of shit. Sean Big Macs socks

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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