- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

I'm Batman.

why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

A man walked into a pole barn oh wait I meant a pole bar so it actually hurt.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

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