- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you jump into the Red Sea? Wet.

Q:what does jgjdhter hjldhgukrh mean A: it means something it is a real word

Seeing you happy is what makes me happy Nero, it has always been this way.

How do you get a clown off a swing set? You throw an axe at his head when he's not looking.

What the the newly born male dog get for his first birthday? A loss of two testicles.

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Does that doctor take insurance? No, the receptionist takes the insurance, the doctor takes your blood... Well actually, the nurse does that.

Have a nice day! Dont tell me what to do.

What did the teenage girl text her friend while driving? It doesn't matter, she's dead now. Don't text and drive.

why did the plane crash because the pilot was a tomato

What did the coin said when it got flipped ? Nothing, coins do not have sufficient requirements to be able to talk like we humans do.

How do you stop a drunk driver? With a minivan and family of four.

what happened to the atheist when he died? he went to HELL

why do black people like lotion? because everybody else does.

Stop with the 9/11 jokes guys. They're just plane stupid.

yo mama is so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, 200 l.b.s

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because of excess velocity.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

Why did the downtown New York worker never make it home? An airplane crashed into his office.

hey timmy, wanna go to Disneyworld?! tough. 10 seconds later still no timmy

there was a blonde red head and black they were on misty mountain the black was the smartest so she jumped off and said bird flew like a bird the red jumped and said falcon and glided like a falcon then the blonde the dumb one tripped said oh crap turned into crap and wentt to the bottom and bursted

Today, my friend threw a lemon at me very hard and hit me in the testicles. FML

so an apple walks into a bar... I'm terrible at making jokes...

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

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