- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the man say to his friend? Hello.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

I got pissed off at my little brother... So I threw him out of the window.

MORTAL KOMBAAAAAT BETA 0.3!!! DUDUDUDUDUDUDUNDUN Kano, Kano, Kano, Uh, some asian guy? Kano Kano, Kano, some black guy in the future, Kano, Kano, etc. MORTAL KOMBAAAT BETA 0.3!!!

Where was sally during the bombing? Everywhere!

Why did the man have no friends? He stabbed an innocent woman and is now rotting in prison.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's black and hanging on a tree in my backyard? Blackberries.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

why did the women cross the road? she didnt, theres no road in the kitchen.

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Click "Hello you have reached a pre-recorded voice at the suicide hotline. We regret to inform you that our consultant has suffered a recent bout of depression due to the sheer volume of calls he has received." "His body was found this morning, hanging from a tree." [L]

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What's funnier then 24... The Holocost

Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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