- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

So a seal walks into a club.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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