How do you make a kid with ADHD stay still? Shoot him in the knee cap

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Q: why did Suzy fall off the swing? A: she had no arms. Knock knock! Who's there? Not Suzy.

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What the difference between an apple and a pear One of them is red

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Why was the little girl crying? Her parents got divorced yesterday.

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What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? Whatever you like, it can't hear you.

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what do you call a black clerk? one of the 2 billion people with a job, u bum!

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A gay man named pat played on a gay website with a child named Charlie

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why are marcos hands all swetty. he just got done giving a hand job to joe.

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How do you save Africa. Put a rash of bacon in and envelope.

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knock knock There's no door

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What do you call a Mad Cow? Dead. Pst, Mr.Cobb if your reading this- Hola.

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What's black and hangs from trees in my backyard? Blackberries! -by Ross

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Roses are red Violets are blue life is a bitch and so are you

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Sometimes black people kill other black people.

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david poredos

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Knock, knock! Who's there?! Your Mom! Your Mom who? No really. Let me in.

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why did the panda and puppy get into a fight? how should i know, you tell me.

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What dosent kill you only makes you injured

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Why was the Jewish boy afraid of an oven? The last oven malfunctioned and killed his father.

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knock knock whose there? you have AIDS

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What do you call a man with no friends? Terry

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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A girl hears a noise in the middle of the night in her kitchen downstairs. She walks down halfway through the staircase and asks if anyone is there, as if the intruder will say, "Yes, I'm in the kitchen. Want me to make you a sandwich?" *This will never happen. Movies are stupid when it comes to these scenes. No one will actually ask if anybody is there if they hear a noise in the middle of the night.*

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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