Knock knock. ... ... *after waiting 30 seconds or so to no answer, the knocker concludes there is no one home and decides to go home to take his son to soccer practice and work on his taxes, and maybe call his mother to see how her foot surgery went* Who's there? Oh.. This is awkward, I forgot why I was here in the first place. I have to go. Bye.

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who is 2 chainz? no one 2 chains is just 2 chains. spelled with an "s" not a "z"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? To get to the other side.

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Whats the difference between a black an white guy? They have different skin tones

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Haikus are easy, But sometimes they don't make sense. Not the case here, though.

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roses are red,violets are blue,faces like yours belong in a zoo,but don't worry i'll be there to,not in a cage but laughing at you!

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How many Mexicans does it take to cross the border? Don't answer, just think and laugh.

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whats the best part of having sex with twenty-three year olds? there's twenty of them.

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1: Knock Knock. 2: Who's there? 1: To. 2: To Who? 1: To whom.

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why was the boy crying he had cancer

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-What did the old lady have for dinner? -Dementia

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A black man walks into a bar. No comments were said to him for everyone else was paying attention to their other peers.

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A Jew walks into a bar........... he buys it.

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Women's rights

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What's under there? I'm not falling for that one...

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Why was the blonde confused? Because she had 10 second memory loss.

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? (Other): "Because the P is silent." Because they're extinct.

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Q: What's the capital of Ohio A: O

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A man sees the most beautiful woman he's ever seen on the street. He takes her into a dark alley and r.apes her.

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http://www.dafk.net/what/

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Statues: Show what great people look like, if birds shit all over them.

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Why did George shaw fall off the swin?. Because he got a bowl thrown at his head

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Did you hear about the blind man who got stuck by a bus? Poor guy never saw it coming.

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What's better than a nice hot shower on a cold, rainy day? Osama bin Laden rotting away at the bottom of the ocean.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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