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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

"Knock knock." "No."

Legal Mexicans in Texas

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

What does "Fiat" stand for? "Fabbrica Italiana Automobili Torino."

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This joke.

whats brown and stick? brown paint that has not dried yet.

Q: What happened when the Mexican went to the doctors? A: He was diagnosed with depression.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first one.

What's the difference between your mother and a prostitute? Nothing.

What do you call 25 college teens at a party? A good time.

Q: What's worse than finding a hundred dead babies, in one bin? A: Finding one dead baby, in a hundred bins.

A guy walks into a bra. The woman screams and calls 991.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he has an abusive farmer and needs to get away before it gets any worse.

What is Mary short for? She has no legs.

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