Why didn't the baby come to daycare? Because his mother got killed by spongebob

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Knock Knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? Both your parents are dead John.

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What did the muslim say to the jew. Hello

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Whats worse than one bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bees stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings. Now, if you have been well-educated you should be able to tell the problem with this joke. Unless you know someone whos jewish and lived during the holocaust, you couldn't be sure if three bee stings was actually worse than the holocaust. If ou do however, thats good for you, keep it to yourself.

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Yo momma so old that she should be concerned about mesothelioma and asbestoses, as she may have lived during a period of increased asbestos use. She may also be at risk of osteoporosis and should take vitamin supplements daily to improve her rapidly deteriorating health.

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did you hear the one about the gay child molester?

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An ant walks into a bar. Nobody Notices...

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why did the chicken cross the road? I dont know, you ask it.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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I may have alzheimer's but at least I don't have alzheimer's.

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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how do u wake up lady gaga? poke her face

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How many blonds does it take to screw in a light bulb? ... It shouldn't take anymore than one person to do this job, regardless of there hair color.

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what's worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings what's worse than 2 bee stings? the Holocaust. what's worse than the holocaust? 3 bee stings

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How many raisins can you fit in a box? It depends on the size of the raisins and the box.

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What do you call Mexicans who go to jail? Criminals.

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all jokes aside...

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dyslexic's Untie

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knock knock who's there funny funny who a funny joke

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If there are 50 bricks on an airplane, and 3 fall off, how many are left? It does not matter how many are left, however, the 3 falling bricks pose a serious safety threat and more should have occurred to properly secure the bricks from falling from the aircraft.

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Two fish are sitting in a tank. One says, "I'll man the guns. You drive."

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What is old and fancy and comes in two pieces? Marie Antoinette.

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what's the only thing funnier than a dead baby nailed to a tree? The look on the mom's face.

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How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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