whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

whats purple, extinct, and smells like children? barney

What's worse than being arrested? Being arrested twice

So a seal walks into a club.

Knock Knock CUM IN!

Oh s***

What's the difference between a woman? Apart from the differing reproductive systems and body organs, women are characterized by a need to create food.

you mooma's like a bowling bowl i pick her up finger her throw her down the gutter and she still comes back for more

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

I used to be an adventurer like you, then I took an arrow to the knee and had armor so it deflected off. Then I found out my wife was pregnant.

What did the dog say to the other dog? Were both dogs!

What's liquid, clear, and tastes like water? H20

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why couldn't the blonde turn on the TV? The TV was broken.

What's brown and rhymes with snoop? Dr. Dre

Why did the kid take the trash out to the movies? Because his mum said take out the trash

Why did the little girls ice cream melt? Because she was on fire.

waiter! waiter! theres a fly in my soup! the waiter immediately retrieved a new soup and gave them a 50% discount for the misshap.

what did the pizza say to the bread? nothing pizza cant talk

Q:what's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat A:The wheel chair

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

A man walks into a bar, it's funny because he is an alcholholic

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

Why did the chicken successfully cross the road? It didn't in the middle of the street it got hit by a car.

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