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whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a red corvette? i don't have a red corvette in my garage

What did the kid with no arms and legs get for Christmas? Cancer

Two carnivorous dinosaurs get into a fight. Carnage ensues and many baby dinosaur eggs are stomped on, and in the end they both die.

A man is kidnapped shortly after being diagnosed with a new type of cancer in his left hand and is also left handed. When he is dropped off after being kidnapped it turns out a doctor hired the kidnappers to bring him a patient. The doctor notices the tumor is still in a stage where it hasn't spread to the rest of his body. The docter then claims to have a way to remove his cancer with minimal damage to the rest of him. So the doctor pulls out a laser sword and cuts off the man's left hand and says,"There, no more vancer for you!"

how do you get a blonde one-handed woman out a tree? wave

Q. How many infants does it take to paint a wall? A. Depends how hard you throw them...

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why didn't Tom have to pay for his ride to the funeral? Because he was dead and in a coffin.

Why did the boy eat his homework? Because he was hungry. The teacher would stupid to say it was a piece of cake

Velcro. What a rip off.

monkeys that understand what people say dont understand what people say because they understand CC

Knock Knock Who's there? Orange Orange who? Sorry, what? your door is kind of thick.

Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds? Michael Jackson is dead.

Why was the baby's face red? Because it was bloody.

How many illegal immigrants does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Illegal immigrants don't use lights, they'd get caught. Dumbass.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So your a murder, and you show everyone your knife. what do you do, easy just chat with them.

mom theres a naked old man outside my window and he stole dads ladder.

Roses are red, lemons are sour, open your legs and give me an hour.

Inbreeding is no laughing matter but damn is it funny.

What can fly? Lots of things

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs.

Why did Bob throw butter out the window, Because he is mentally retarded.

whats funnier than 24? 25

I scream, You scream, The police come, It's awkward.