Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

What's worse than Christmas alone? Pedophiles.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

How many black people does it take to tar a roof? Just one. Unless he wants to do it in a shorter amount of time and calls a few friends to help him.

How do we stop world hunger? We must first ask ourselves: why don't people eat?

What did the bullet say to Bin-Laden? Suck it

A man walks in to a bar, Has a drink, and leaves.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 brutally raped and murdered 32.

How does a black chick tell if she's pregnant? When she pulls the tampon out, all the cotton is already picked.

Q: What did one muffin say to the other muffin? A: "AAAA! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

A man walks into a bar. What does he say? A: Ow.

Wanna hear a joke? Too bad.

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

Carol never wore her safety goggles. Neither did Hellen Keller.

try this on someone: Knock Knock Who's there? Knock Knock Who's There? Knock Knock They will keep asking who's there while you laugh

A blind man, a black man and a rabbi walk into a bar. The blind man trips and falls violently.

So Helen Keller walks into a bar...

What do you do on Mother's Day? This is not a joke, I don't know what to do.

What is a long boring story that no one will ever want to read? the life of Sarah Palin.

Why did the white bartender kick out a black man and his Mexican friend out of the bar? It was closing time

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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