Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

your mother

Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

roses are red violets are blue grass is green

whats worse then finding a worn in your apple the holocaust whats worse then the holocaust two worms in your apple

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

A priest was driving a motorcycle and was doing these amazing crazy stunts. It turns out they were actually filming a movie.

Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

Your mom was so fat, She was overweight.

What's black, white, and red all over? A intro of darkness, then redness then whiteness

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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