What did Harry Potters owl say to Harry Potter? delivowe for hawwy potter!

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Fucked thinking zero out of sub level -1 I hate Black Mexican Jews Born in China! But that does not make me a racist! I insist I am not a racist, there exists only two of them and they are both assholes... ...Or is that racist? :S NeroMetal: The ONLY Moralman aka the most pointless man in history not the "leader of Neronist whatever fuck I raped and killed that Faqq0t murderer, no fucking "Church Of Nero" There is no code embedded here... ...Or is that racist?:S

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What's worse than a dead baby in a trash can A hundred dead babies in a trash can Whats worse than a hundred dead babies in a trash can A live one at the bottom Whats worse than that It eats it way out Whats worse than that It brings friends

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Why did the bird fall out of the sky, It hit one of the random green pipes.

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What did Tyrone Jenkins say when Obama was elected? Nothing. He is not a real person, but merely a hypothetically existent man used only for the portrayal of a lacking punchline.

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New groundbreaking research has just revealed today that a complex sentence can be used to manipulate the human mind, so in this sentence somewhere is a psychological amemphism that subconsciously hypnotises the mind into doing something within the next five seconds, and if you read this sentence over and over again, you might just spot it!

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why did Bernard have a bold because I ripped his Mohawk

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what is long black and smelly the welfare line

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What is worst about the great white shark? It's hundreds of sharp teeth, strong tail, or subtle racism? Probably the teeth.

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Why did the Hindu eat the Mongolian? He tried, the Mongolian raped him.

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*Walk Into The Bakery* "Excuse me, sir. How much does the challah cost (holocaust)?

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What's worse than getting an erection in church Getting an erection while naked in church

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What did the orange say to the apple? Nothing, fruits can't talk.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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Life

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how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

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What do you call a rich black man? A auntrapanour who simply enjoys making more money than any average person

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What did the Nazi solider receive on his birthday? A bayonet up his ass.

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Knock Knock Who's there? It's the Mortgage company. You haven't payed your loans. The man loses his house and becomes homeless.

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Hey can you turn Tmartn upI can't hear him

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You life story is the perfect cure for insomnia. [L]

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Why did Sally fall of the swing? Breaking news! An 18 wheeler has gone loose and hit a playground damaging a swing, 1 fatality and 16 children injured 5 in critical condition

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Why was the boy running There was a giraffe chasing him

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