Women's rights

what is the difference between a black person and a little boy with autism .... the boy with autism is smarter with more education than the black person

What did the dog say to his own poop? You gonna eat that?

Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

THIS!!!!!!! IS!!!!!!!!!!!!!! SPARTA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

What did the jewish boy get for Christmas? Nothing.

If you peel my skin off, I won't cry, but you will. What am I? A human being with a high pain threshold.

Why did the white kid tear up while watching a segment on slavery? He got something in his eye.

What's worse than having an ugly face? AIDS

A mother with a bum hip and her son go to walk up a set of stairs in the mall. The floor was slippery because the janitor just mopped the floor. They decide to take the elevator instead.

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

Do the roar!

what did the man say to his wife? I love you

Do you smell that? Sex and candy?

what do you call a black man flying a plane?? a pilot ,you racist!

Knock Knock Who's there? Tennis? Tennis who? Tennis Racket

Q: What's full of different butts and smells bad? A: An ashtray.

What is a Mexicans favorite sport? Tennis.

A black man, a white man and a Mexican walk into a bar. They have a beer, enjoy some pleasant conversation, then go home to their families.

what do you call the head-less man sitting on your porch? By what ever his name is!!

Knock Knock! FUUCKKKK OFFFFFFFF

Evidently, in order to get any person of an object (most notably a swing) you must hit them with some form of large and/or sharp object.

why do mexicans get made fun of

Why are Anti-jokes funny? Coz they are not.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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