What did Santa Claus say to the young boy on Christmas Day? Santa Claus is a myth, that was actually a pedophile.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Nothing.

Are you from Tennessee? Because you look like a product of incest

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of a lake? Bob

Roses are Red Toilets are Blue Get out of Me way I Need to POO!

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Haikus are easy But they don't always make sense. Refrigerator.

What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

i killed a blind guy when he wasnt looking

What did Batman tell Robin before he entered the batmobile? Robin, I had sex with your mother this last Thursday.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

There is big difference between helping your Uncle Jack off a horse And helping your uncle jack off a horse

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Holy guacamole Pineapples

Why didn't the boy get what he wanted for christmas? His parents had killed him.

what did the dog say to the muppet? WOOF

Your momma is so ugly... Yeah, yeah, yeah my momma's ugly, but guess what, at least I'm not an orphan asshole.

How many babies does it take to paint a wall? It depends on the training and hence productivity of the babies.

Why was the boy sad? Because He had a frog stapled to his face

1+1=2

What do you call a chicken with no feathers, no guts, and no head? Fried chicken

Why did the clown fall out of the helicopter?? Gravity

Why did the man laugh? Because humans laugh when they hear a joke.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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