I need a side cart on my motorcycle just for my diick

What's cute and smokes? A cute person with a nicotine addiction.

What is the difference between a dead baby and a Ferrari. There isn't a Ferrari in my garage.

How much seamen does a gay guy have??? A whole butt load.

Q: Why is six afraid of seven? A: Why??? Q: Idk, thats why I asked

Why did the kid want to do his science test? He didnt, who would want to do a science test...

A man walks into a bar. He has had a tough day at work and unwinds with a beer. He goes home to his loving family. He makes love to his wife that night. It's good but not great.

A horse walks into a bar. It trips over a barstool, breaks it's leg, and is butchered and turned into canned dog food.

ask me if im a boy are you a boy? none of your buisness.

What do you call a black doctor? Doctor.

Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

willie revilame

A redhead walks into a bar. The bartender asks him if he wants a drink. He says yes.

Who loves George Clooney? George Clooney

Why is Joel even here? Sexperience.

What did the boy to it's grandad........ UR COuSIN¬

What worse than finding crap on the road? Tripping over and landing on it.

What do you call a Man who likes little childeren A Nittany Lion.

Two black men and a latino board a plane together. They are members of the Marshall High School football team, and all die in the subsequent crash.

How to open an orange? You don't you peal it

Seven

What is worse than a bee sting? 2 bee stings What is worse than 2 bee stings? The Holocaust What is worse than the Holocaust? 3 bee stings

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock Who's there? Not Sally!

roses are green, violets are yellow, I am a hybridizer.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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