Why does history repeat itself? Because no one listened to it the first time.

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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Why are you bored? because fungus grows in your eyeballs so you try to stab it out but you end up blind and dead lol

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A obese woman, a anorexic woman and a average weight woman sit down to eat. They all have a good time.

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Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

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Whats an Anit-joke?? A joke that possesses the kind of humor based on the surprise factor of absence of an expected joke or of a punch line in a narration which is set up as a joke.

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Why was the woman blind? Because she couldn't see

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Wanna hear a joke......... your moms face !!

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Why is jordan goldstein a fag cause he doesnt like my videos

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Q:What the worst lie you have ever told??!!???!?!?!?!? A: I have read and agree to the Terms and Service

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whats funnier than 24? 25

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Why did the man ask his wife to make him a sandwich? He lost both of his arms in the war.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get KFC... Because hes a canibal!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why did Steven Hawkins die? he got a virus

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Why did the maid have to clean feces off the wall? Because I shit cannoned it.

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Wat do u call a priests shit Holy shit

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Knock Knock? Whos there? Not Madeleine McCann.

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What's worse than a dead baby? A pile of dead babies. What's worse than a pile of dead babies? One baby is alive in the middle. What's worse than that? He is eating his way out...

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what did Marvin Gay's father say to him before he died? "hey come listen to this 45 real quick"

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Why didn't the blonde eat bacon? She was Jewish, and it was against her religion.

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So this Horse walked into a bar... Just kidding, it was Sarah Jessica Parker.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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