Why did the little girl fall from the swing? She's got no arms.

Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

whats worse than finding a worm in apple? being chased by retards

tennis grunts . . . no different from sex noises

(In a job interview) Interviewer: Name a time when you've failed sometime Me: I failed an HIV test last June, anything else?

what do you call a dead man rolling down a hill on fire, being shot in the head, and strapped to a bomb Dead

What kind of bee's make milk? Booobies!

Q. You guys want to here a joke? Kids: Yeah! A. Women's rights

Wanker

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

what did the white guy say to the black guy? nothing because hes racist and hates blacks people

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What's the correct way to eat spaghetti? Put it in your mouth.

Why'd the kid stick ice up his nose? To keep his lunch cold.

what is white and sticky a stick from a birch tree

whats the differnce between a white boy and a black boy? skin color

Was that last joke funny? Well this one isn't.

What is the least funny thing in the world? This joke.

where would you find a blind man's car? exactly where he left it...

what's worse than than finding a worm up your ass? Death

When life gives you lemons, you're probably at Mr. Life's fruit stand over on Imperial Avenue.

Radical thinkers have decided to end abortion they will begin to kill everyone who has an abortion.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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