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How many black men does it take to change a light bulb? One, they're really capable people, unless they're handi-capped then they'll ask someone else to do it for them.

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Lucas talks to mom she says hi

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Philosoraptor, turds IM A SPAMBOTz B=Not really, just blind.

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What's awesome that's awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Ketchup What else is awesome that squirts out of a bottle? Mustard

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Tyler: Why'd the monkey fall out of a tree? Donnie: who's there Tyler: dude this isn't a knock knock joke...

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What do Robbers Get for Christmas? Other peoples things.

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Where was the black child's dad? At work. He'll be back around 6:30

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how did the man die from falling out of the window his angry x- friend pushed him.

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What did the underprivileged girl get for Christmas? Nothing because Santa Claus is a media generated holiday icon and the real St. Nicolas has been deceased for almost 700 years.

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Why do jews have big noses? Because the air is free!

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anti jokes r not funny, jk, thats a joke, i bet sum of u losers will like this cuz all of these jokes r horrible

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Matt is a Duster!

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Me: Ask me if I'm an orange. You: Are you an orange? Me: No

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What's black and white and red all over? An equality parade with a nearby homicide

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What do you call your mum without an umbrella? Saturated Fat

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Shape like a book, have papers like a book, have a cover like a book, and could be read like a book. But it's not a book, what is it? A dictionary

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Why did the Arab bomb the US? Because it was his job.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm chuck norris. And I approve of this message.

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When geese fly in the "V" shape, why is one side longer than the other? There are more geese on that side.

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Woman's Rights

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What's worse than stepping in tar? Getting your face ripped off by a man sized Tarantula

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when life gives you lemons throw them away.. they are probably bad

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Three construction workers, an Italian guy, a Mexican guy, and a American guy are sitting on top of a building eating lunch. The Italian is tired of eating meatballs, the Mexican is eating a burrito, and the American is eating a cheeseburger. They are all fed up with eating the same lunch every day. The next day they all jump off the building for unrelated reasons. It is a tragedy and their families mourn the loss.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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