Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

What killed the name cool? Coolio

A Jew walks into Macy's

whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

Yo' momma's so black, I hope she didn't experience any racism growing up in school.

A: What dose God listen to? B: Slayer. A: Trick Question, God=Slayer

What did one muffin say to the other muffin? Nothing, because they weren't made. Cupcakes were made instead. Sorry, Muffins.

How did the Mexican cross the border without getting caught? He didn't; he was executed immediately.

Why was Timmy sore? He'd been playing with his cornhole along with his friends all day!

My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. My Grandma has Alzheimers and always repeats what she says. (Submitted by Aidan)

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How many new born babies does it take to cover the wall? Depends on how hard you throw'em

Knock knock. Who's there? The IRS, please get out of the way.

Do you believe in Santa? Cuz i don't. Kookaburra

Your momma is so fat that she's developed a cardiovascular disease and has 5 weeks to live

Knock Knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? I'm a talking banana; what more do you want from me?

What's worse than a burglar breaking into your house in the middle of the night? A rapist breaking into your house in the middle of the night.

Asexuals aren't known for f***ing around.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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