Jesus, a frog, and Faith Hill walk into a bar. The frog says, "What is this, a joke?"

Up until today I thought eminem was the lead singer for maroon 5

What do women and airplanes have in common? They both have cockpits!

Why did the audience walk out of the movie? Because it had just finished.

whats worse than jonny james obviously

Why did the plane crash? The Pilot Wash a Loaf of Bread

What do you call a black man in jail Your dad

why didthe man's computer crash? the man has a serious porn addiction

What do you call an African American witch doctor dressed in ceremonial robes flying a plane? A Pilot.

2001, 2 airplains fly into the world trait centers. the pilots then had their licences taken away.

Ask me if im an Airplane. Are your Airplane? Hell yes

Barack Obama plays basketball

There are 3 types of people in this world; people who can count, and people who can't

why did the baby fall out of the tree? the monkey dropped it. why did the monkey drop the baby? it was dead.

When geese fly in the V formation why is there always one side longer than the other? Because theres more geese on that side.

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Question what is blue and floats Answer everything that is blue that foes not sink

Why did the chicken commit suicide? To get to the other side

You know what's natural? Bears.

what do you call a black guy african american

Q: What do you get when you cross an alcoholic and a sex addict? A: A baby

What she says: “You’re really sweet, but I have a boyfriend.” What she means: “You’re really sweet, but I definitely don’t want to date you.”

Sometimes black people kill other black people.

Knock Knock Who's there? Do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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