Ask me if I'm a tree "are you a tree?" No

What's the difference between an ice cream cone and a pile of dead babies? I don't cum on the ice cream before I eat it.

What's the worse thing O.J. Simpson has gotten away with? Running a red light

What's worse than a worm in your holocaust? An apple.

There was this fruit joke, but it had no punchline.

Have you seen Stevie wonders new house? No Neither has he.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

The town was so small. The ferris wheel was green.

Why did little Suzy fall of the Swing? Someone threw a fridge at her.

In Soviet Russia it's pretty cold.

It's porn, we all knew that, do you have something interesting to say?

Q: Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? A: Because it was dead. Q: Why did the chicken fall out of the tree? A: Because it was stapled to the monkey.

Why are tests such a pain in the ass? Because your vomiting shit you'd learned the night before.

I have a meeting with a man about a horse. I have a chance to win the triple crown. Barboro is gonna do awesome. Oh wait he is dead.

Whats worse than throwing a baby off a cliff? Catching it with a pitchfork

why did the gay person cry? he was said that he couldn't marry his boyfriend.

Did you know that if you rearrange the letter in "Gill Lube", you can spell "Gullible"?

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident.

I'm Batman.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

You're mama's SO stupid that when she applied to college, they were happy to help.

When life gives you cancer, make cancerade.

I had a quad when I was in high school, she was pretty but it was hard to get her out of the wheelchair.

What's big, white, and when it falls out of a tree, it can kill you? A refrigerator.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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