- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) sniff MAN YOU SMELL BAD

Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

Poop!!

A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

A man walks into a bar. He enjoys a few quiet drinks with friends before returning home to his loving family.

Q: Why doesn't the Mexican belong in St. Louis? A: Because he ran away from home, his family lives in Kansas City.

What do you call an asian who celebrates Christmas? A christan

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Why did the baby bird have no friends? Because he chose not to socialize with the baby birds.

why did the black man rape the little girl? no reason, its just a part of life. oh well

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black —Stevie Wonder

Why did the downy jump off a cliff? I told him to.

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