Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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your mother

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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cop arrests a jew and interrogates him Jew. i aint telling you nothing cop: really cop pours a bag of coins on the table jew: thats about $7.80 cop: you can have it if you tell us what we want to know jew: ok jew: i stole the money 123

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I hate it when I press submit, and I forgot to finish the jo

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You know what really grinds my gears? Insufficient lubricant.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? • • • Stubbing your toe.

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Why did Ian die Because I shot him with a gun

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Rape

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What is the difference between a Mexican and a bike? they both get hit by cars in shady neighborhoods, like Copiague, New York

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. Some poems rhyme. This one doesn't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'll choke you with a hose

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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