Why's Jeds head so big? Curley wurly.

Joe goes to the bathroom with someone in the next stall named Bill Bill: "Hi" Joe: "Hi" Bill: "How you doing" Joe: "Good" Bill: "You traveling" Joe: "Yes to Alabama" Bill: "Yeah, I got to go a guy in the next stall answering all my questions bye"

Statistically, 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.

What happens, when you give a blonde a Computer? She uses it like any other person because her haircolor has nothing to do with her Intelligence

A: Knock Knock B: ...

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What did the single guy do on Valentine's Day? Celebrate his birthday since he was born on the same day.

what is worse than losing your phone? having it destroyed because you were texting while driving causing an accident and you are not eligible for and upgrade for another two months.

David Cameron

Why did the Asian man go into space? Because he was an astronaut.

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all jokes aside...

What is the difference between a person of Mexican heritage and a park bench? One is a bench, the other is a human being.

if life gives you lemons. squeeze one into your moms eye.

What happens when you throw a red rock into a blue ocean. The rock gets wet.

Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. An impossible thing because he can't walk.

How do you do to stop a baby who is circling? You nail his other feet.

a man walk into a bakery, he sais... may i have a loaf of bread....

what tall and looks like a jew?

Hey I Just Met You , & This Is Crazy , But Here's My Status , So Like It Maybe ?

A black person walked up to another black person, and tells him a pun the other black person laughs and walks away

Santa Claus is so hairy he need to shave more often.

A: Is this the Krusty Krab? B: No, this is Pizza Hut. Please stop prank calling us.

bryden is a faggot

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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