What do you call a horse that likes to box? A horse

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Some of the people on this site who write these "jokes" are complete morons. Many of them believe that racism, sexism, and spamming is hilarious. Each one of them is a ****ing dumbass and needs to be removed from this site. Racism is not funny, people are murdered because of it! Those who think that they are being funny by insulting others need to get a life and stop ruining this site for others who want to read good jokes free of racism. Africans, Hispanics, Jews, and everyone else deserves better than to be insulted like this. And I'm a white, so take that you racist whores! I apologize for those of you who have good humor that have to read this, but those other jerks need to be told off.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas eve? Hypothermia. What did the children get for christmas day? A traumatic experience when they tripped over his snow-covered corpse.

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a 10 year old walks into a bar and orders a beer, he is then escorted out because you are not aloud to be under 21 years old to be in a bar

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Women's Rights.

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What did the sheep say to the Commonwealth Committee on September 11 2001? Baabaaabaaaahhh

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What do you call a white basketball player? A very athletic hardworking dedicated human being.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot.

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whats the difference between slade , and wizard? wham

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What did the Black women tell her Asian boyfriend in bed Nothing because they don't talk when they are sleeping

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What is similar between the Holocaust and soccer? They both suck.

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what did batman say to robin before they got in the car? "robin get in the car"

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Q:What's the difference between my refrigerator and the trunk of my car? A: There isn't a spare tire in my refrigerator.

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I like my women like I like my pancakes: Flipped over, inanimate, motionless, and covered in my syrup.

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What is the difference between a girl and a woman? Age

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Roses are red, Violates are blue. I have an erection, and its lasted more then three hours

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what do u call 2 puerto rician men playing basketball? won on won

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A Jew, Catholic, and a Mexican walk into a bar. The Jew leaves first for an unrelated reason.

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guys stop with the jewish jokes anne frainkly its getting old

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Why didn't Johnny go to the party? He was aborted as a fetus

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Your momma is so fat that when she fell over, she couldn't get back up without help, and she probably got several bruises.

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Burp

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there was a lesbian, a bi-sexual and a homosexual at a wine bar having a drink.......They had a great night

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What is the same between a turtle and an eagle? They both fly, apart from the turtle.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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