- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats dumb and small? dandruff

why do black people have dark skin? because they were born that way

Hey I just met you, and your f$#king crazy,I ate your pizza, so go get me another one!!

I'm gay.

What's the difference between a cow and a Spanish person? To get to the other side

Did you hear the one about the chicken crossing the road? It wanted to go to the other side.

Why does a man have a closet full of fruits? Because he has a mental illness and there is nothing to laugh about.

Q.How do you get a dog to meow ? A. Put the dog in the freezer overnight . . Get a chainsaw and run it along his back in the morning . " Meowrrrr..."

Q: What do you call someone who cant swim? A: A person that cant swim.

A young boy walked in on his mom and dad in their room lastnight They were having a leisurely evening playing scrabble

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? A park bench can support a family.

Where do babies come from? My sex dungeon

what happened when the chicken crossed the road? it got ran over by a car recently after it go killed it was eaten by a hobo and the hobo died from ring worm

What do you call a Black man with AIDS? Unfortunate.

Why did Rudolph poop while flying over Chicago? Actually, he had to go since trip started, and that's just where it happened to land.

what lies in ore an develops a golden tan ken bigleys body

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who practices the Jewish religion. A pizza is an italian dish consisting of dough, cheese, and tomato sauce.

Man: Hey girl for a minute there I thought I had died and gone to heaven, but now I realize that I am very much alive, and that heaven has been brought to me. Girl: No actually you were right the first time we are both dead right now.

dont you love porch monkeys? no.

A mexican and a black person are in the back of a car. Whos driving? A bus driver.

What's red and screams? A peeled baby in a bag of salt.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Fortunately, the bra was on display in a clothing store and was not actually being worn at the time.

A married couple lies in bed, making out. They must really love each other.

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