Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

homosexuals are gay

There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

what's worse than the holocaust? black people whats worse than black people? mexicans Whats worse than mexicans? 2 mexicans Whats worse than 2 mexicans? Africa

What's black, white, black, white, black, white, and red? A horse with it's heard chopped off.

Whats fun about having sex with twenty six year olds? Theres twenty of them

Hi rebecca , its me that guy over there. purple moneky blue dishwasher. aka JUMANJIIII

What does it mean if you have 5$ and Chuck Norris has 5$? Congrats! You both have five dollars!

What did Anne Frank do this weekend? Nothing. she died in the holocaust.

Husband: Take the f out of way. Wife: There's no f in way! Husband: You just swore

Why did the chicken cross the road? I wouldn't consider Mark a chicken. In fact, given the high speed and volume of cars traversing that particular road in both directions, I'd say it was a ballsy move. In hindsight, though, he probably should have waited for the "walk" symbol to appear for pedestrians, in order to avoid being run over by a bus. Anyway, if Pastor John would like to say a few words before we finally put Mark's body to rest...

What is worse than standing on a plug? finding out your family have all been killen in a horrible car crash and your neighbours daughter who happens to be your friend has cancer.

why did the giraffe cross the road? because my dad and his "fishing buddies" are having another "meeting" in the basement. I hear weird noises, and I haven't seen my little sister in weeks, since the last "meeting." Dad said she went to a special camp for little girls. I hear horrible noises.

Q:What does a black guy say when you steal his fried chicken right in front of him? A:"please restrain from taking food that does not belong to you. If you had kindly asked i would have kindly given you some, and right in front of me too! In all my life I've never seen such rudeness and i grew up in the Bronx."

What happened to thepeanut who went to NYC? He was assulted

What do you call two grown Mexican men playing tennis? Two adults showcasing their talent in a friendly game of tennis.

Legal Mexicans in Texas

"Knock knock." "No."

A man walks into a bar with a chicken on his head the bartender asks the man why do you have a chicken on your head the man replies the chicken is thirsty

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