- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call white trash Garbage

Why did the piano explode? Beacause someone planted an explosive inside of it.

Rebecca Black. That's it. That's the joke.

Yo mama's so fat, she weighs 283 pounds.

How do you pacify Hitler? Give him jews.

Q:Why didnt the stoner go to college? A:Because he died of lung cancer.

What do you call a fish with no eyes? Blind.

Why was the little boy late for school? Because he was hit by a truck.

Why do black people like kool aid? Why It is a very hydrating and delicious drink

Why the long face? My face isn't long, it's the same shape as everyone else, retard. I meant why are you sad. I'm not sad.

The first few weeks of joining weight-watchers...you're just finding your feet.

Pull my finger ouch..

Knock knock. Whose there? Orange. Orange who? NOTHING, because NOTHING rhymes with orange!

Whats black and white and red all over. A penguin in a blender.

What did the Jew say to the black guy? Hey whatsup?

What's blue, wriggles around, and sits in a corner? A dying baby in a plastic bag. What's green, doesn't wriggle around, and sits in a corner? A Christmas tree. The current homeowners were never made aware of the atrocity committed by the previous occupants.

roses are red violets are blue i have Alzheimer whats a rose?

how do you tell a politician that you hate him? politicians can be female, too.

Why did the racecar driver lose his driver's license? He crashed into an orphanage.

What is more worse than death? Death

Why did the dog get arrested? He didn't the people responsible for causing the dog fight got arrested for animal abuse.

Do you know whats sad? Global Warming Do you know why the polar bears are dying? Aids

Two hippos are in a lake with water up to their eyes. One of them then says, "i keep thinking it's tueday"

Why did the mexican order a bean burrito? Because thats his favorite

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