A man walks to a baseball game what does he see? Many people

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I am very humble.

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What do you get when you mix a burrito and an earthworm? Diaherea

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A man walks into a bar and sees a woman starring at him, she seems attractive... he walks up to her and realizes that sheis quite mediocre if not even ugly. He proceeds to say "You'll do"

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I am a dog.

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Why did the lion eat food Because seaweed is green

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Whats the difference between Rolf Harris and a pedophile Whoops I didn't quite think this one through

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What happened to Timmy went to get ice cream from the ice cream truck? He was raped and never seen again, his family now mourns there loss

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A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" After hearing this common expression, the horse looks up at the bartender. With this look, the bartender realizes that he has been speaking to I'll Have Another. Aware his faux pas, the bartender apologizes and pours him a free drink. The free drink does little for I'll Have Another's crushed dreams.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was a free-range chicken

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Whats better at driving? A pig or a chicken. Neither because they are animals and it is impossible for the to even posses the power of controlling a moving vehicle.

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Richard Gere has a girlfriend called Goldie

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Why were the Jews stuck in Germany? Because Joseph Rosenstein and his Jewish family missed their train out of Frankfurt to go to Paris, and so they had to stay another night in their hotel.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? T get to the other side of the road

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your moms my other ride

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knock knock who's there greg greg who greg is crying because his grandma dementia made her forgot all about him

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Q: why did the boy fall down when he was walking home? A: he was murdered.

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Your mother is so classy, when I asked her to order at a fast food drive through she decided to park the car a eat inside.

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What's long, brown, and runs across a family's backward? A fence.

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whats worse than being payton johnson being black

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Q.why did the monkey fall out the tree? A. it was dead Q. why did the second monkey fall out the tree? A. it was hanging onto the first one Q. why did the third monkey fall out the tree? A. peer pressure

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THE GAME

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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