Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

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What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

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Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

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What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

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A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

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Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

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Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

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What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

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Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

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Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

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Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

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Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

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Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

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A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

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Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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How come Kristin cant go play soccer anymore? She broke her leg kicking her brother in the face.

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Why did th chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the cupboard cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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What do you get when you mix monster, coke, and and seltzer? Kicked out of stop and shop.

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There was a girl who had a dream of becoming a famous movie star. So, after five years of hard work and dedication, she didn't become a famous movie star. Dreams don't always come true. Refrigerators keep things cold.

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homosexuals are gay

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Schrödinger's cat walks into a bar And doesn't

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Guy: guess what girl: what Guy: nevermind girl: no what Guy: i love you girl:.. i love myself too..

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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