- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q-whats green and has eyes. A-A frog are you stupid

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Some poems rhyme, But this one doesn't.

What does a lonely man do on opposite day? I don't know. Why should we know what he does, that is both weird and illegal. Stalking is a serious crime and should not be used. We do not know what he does on normal days, thus we cannot come to a conclusion to this question.

Three blondes walk into a bar...and have a nice evening, until one of them pulls out a gun and murders everyone at the bar, i think she was schizophrenic or something.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, I´ll give anything to be screw by you.

What did the tourist in Africa get? AIDS

This statement is false.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He's dead now.

Why doesn't my mom make dinner anymore? she died in a fire on my birthday.

How do you approach a hot guy in the library? Very quietly.

Girl look at that body, girl look at that body, I got passion in my pants... Actually I lied, I got a penis and testicles in my pants, but I'm afraid to show it because people might think it's small, sorry

Jimmy is at a movie ? He's with a gay boy

How do you get rid of an STD? You give it to someone else.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? After losing its family, the chicken had became an adrenaline junkie and enjoyed the rush of doing such dangerous things. It subsequently became addicted to opium.

Why did the black guy still have price tags on his clothes? He forgot to take them off.

Q. Why did the man die? A. Natural Causes

Q:whats big white and falls out of trees A:a refrigerator

What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

it was 3 am in the morning and i was stopped by 2 black men in an alley. we said hey to eachother and went along

whats funner than nailing a baby to a wall, ripping it off

why did annie fall of the swing? she had no arms.. knock knock who's there? not annie.

Whats brown and smells like shit? Shit.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

when life givs you lemons you say no thank you i dont take food from strangers

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