A man walks into a Norfolk pub. The landlord (not being very worldly) notices he is of Middle Eastern descent and asks "are you Bin Laden"? To this the man replies "No I bin Swaffham". (Needs to be said in Norfolk accent)

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Why did the man start vacuuming his neighbor's floor? He had to get the GSR

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Why is a cookie like a jellyfish? Because it has no bones. (Contributed by my 4-year old boy)

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what's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? a Jew is a person and a pizza is a food

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EVAN RAMSEY -CAD CLASS!

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What do you call a fly without wings? Injured and left for dead.

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Your mom is so poor she can't afford to buy herself nice things.

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Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

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Why didn't the man tip his waitress? Because he's a cheap bastard.

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how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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Why was the ginger angry with the manager of the hardware store? His smoke detector didn’t come with a snooze button.

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Guess what! What? huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhuhu

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If life hands you lemons you're probably a hippy because you know someone named 'life'

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A seal walks into a club.

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Whats funny about a kid with down syndrome q: a lot of things, like his face

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Blonde: what does IDK stand for? Brunette: it stands for I Don't Know Blonde: okay, I get it now

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What happens when you cut down a tree? It falls over.

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wanna here a joke? you.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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I treat women like I treat dead bodies. With respect.

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I don't mind gays unless they shove it down people's throats.

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Roses are red,Violets are blue, I like Tities and so do you

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there was once a time before tht time when there wasnt bonerss there were erectionss CC

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Tom: So I heard a pretty good Anti-Joke the other day. Jim: Oh, I love those!! What was it? Tom: [says nothing]

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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