No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

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Two kids walk into a bar and get arrested for underage drinking.

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Q. whats piggy called A. Patrick gearthey

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why did the chicken cross the bread? because chicken salad

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Your mom is so fat, she suffers from heart disease, high blood pressure, and type 2 diabetes.

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What does a boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer.

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my grandpa told me "dont let fear rule your life" 2 hours later he got hit by a train.

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1: What do you call your car door when it's opened slightly? 2: I don't know. What? 1: Ajar! 2: A jar? 1: No. Ajar. 2: But it's a door. 1: Just forget it.

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Darude- Sandstorm

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Two members of the KKK walk into the bar into a bar. The bartender asks, "what do you think of Obama?" One of the KKK members says "he is my President, I respect him."

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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rocky is here again.......................

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for his birthday? A basketball.

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Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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Why did the boy cry when he got circumcised? Because he couldn't fap.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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