- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the black man lose his leg? Because he was kidnapped and tortured.

Why did billy fall off the sea-saw Because he got kicked in the throat

Last night, I went fishing, caught a fish, brought it home, grilled it, ate it, and went to bed.

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What did the vegetarian order for lunch? A dead baby.

"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

Knock knock? Who's there? Cancer Cancer who? After some time and various bouts of radiation and chemotherapy, he finally lost his life to the terrible disease.

How do black guys say hi to each other? Hi.

"What starts with an 'F' and ends with 'uck'?" "I don't know, what?" "'Firetruck.'"

Did you hear the joke about the deaf guy ? He didn't.

What did the black man say when he noticed his crack was missing? I guess they fixed the sidewalk while I was at work.

What did the cow say to the farmer? moo

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

What did the old women do when she found her husband dead? She had a heart attack and died as well.

Whats worse than finding 2 worms in your apple? 2 Holocausts.

It's Christmas in Iraq. Merry Christmas

Q: What did the police officer do when he saw another man getting assaulted. A: Went into a corner and started fapping to it.

Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The chicken saw greater opportunities to find food on the other side

What do you call a cow with no legs. Dead, the farmer cut them off.

What's the same between a bike and a duck? They both have wheels. Except for the duck.

My gifts to my gf included: A diamond ring, a sports car, a house in malibu, a new credit card, a private jet, but most importantly, a Refrigerator.

I walks over to da shop de oother day and there was this guy and he was like... I bought some petrol. LOoooooooooL

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didnt, he got hit by a bus.

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