- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock Knock whose there YOUR MOM

A guy watches TMJBtv on YouTube. He then shoots himself.

A narwhall walks into a store and asks the cashier where he keeps the soap products. The cashier does not speak english.

What comes after 7? Pedophiles.

Why did the dinosaurs go extinct? I don't know.

What's worse than public speaking? Public masterbation. Spelled it wrong purposly to bypass the filter

Why wouldn't the baby boy stop crying when the babysitter was in the room? Because he put cigarettes out on him.

what's black, white, and red all over? A nun in a blender

Your mother is so fat, she developed diabetes and was rushed to hospital. She might not make it.

Did you hear that the actress, Reese what's-her-name, got stabbed to death? Witherspoon? No, with a knife.

why are black people so good at sports? hard work and dedication

What's black and blue and hates sex? The unfortunate child in a pedophile's basement who the police have yet to find.

Why didn't Susie's dad come home on time? He was dragged into a dark alley, then stabbed in the eye. When his body was found 2 days later, Susie couldnt stand the loss and hung herself the day after her father was found.

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

What did the doctor say to the lawyer? Nothing. They weren't even together. He was in the hospital saving people and the lawyer was in his office working on a case.

Whats the difference between an american and a arab? Their Ethnicity.

why was the man scared of the tree because it was shady

why were the African, Asian and Mexican men thrown out of the bar the barman was a racist

Why did the old lady have a heart attack? She got raped by a giraffe.

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Well thats a stupid question, just one.

how do u get a blonde to stay away from her credit card... i dont know im blonde

Knock knok ! Whos there? Buhu ! Buhu Who? Why are you crying?

How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

Why is the black man in the ghetto? He is a cop and is trying to solve a murder that was committed a couple days ago.

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