Did you hear the one about Steven Hawking into a bar? I havn't either, but its probably a hoot.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Honey, are you hearing things again? Nobody knocked on the door... Honey-are-you-hearing-things-again-nobody-knocked-on-the-door who? ...

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Nobody likes you ya noob! (-_-) *sniff* MAN YOU SMELL BAD

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Q:Whats funnier than 24? A: 25.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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When Chuck Norris does a push up, he pushes himself up which puts resistance on his arms and therefore strengthens his arm muscles and performs physical exercise.

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What did the black guy do with his gun? Shoot a deer

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Q: What is worse than getting stung by a bee? A: Your breath. Please have a mint.

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Poop!!

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why did the semen cross the road? i wore the wrong sock today.

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there was a turkey sandwhich..... a ham sandwhich.... and a bologna sandwhich..... they had a short conversation before they were eatin by a fat kid

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A duck walks into a bar. Then he walks out.

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What did the penis say to the vagina? Cover me, im going in.

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hi i'm a dick, i mean mitt romney

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What did the zombie say to the woman? I like turtles.

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what did the rooster get for his birthday? nothing

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If you eat a brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundae, your tastebuds will likely turn purple and move to France, where people don't eat brussel sprouts-and-ketchup sundaes.

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Dogta I don got da aids yeah? Well Sigh... Man I am so sorry, I got the positive, and the uh.. Good news... Whats the good news? I hate you! Whats the positive news? You dont have teh aids.

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