- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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tell ur mom i love her before i die this would have been a better ending to the tintanic

How do you get a one armed clown out of a tree? Hit it in the face with an axe.

How many kids with ADHD does it take to fix a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes.

I am iron man 24 flavors in my van i am the icecream man i have met jackie chan

Knock Knock. Who'se there? It's Dave. Dave who? Um, you invited me over here. Open the damn door.

Why did peter fall off his bike? Because Peter is a goldfish.

What do you call a black person living in the US? An African American.

why did the man die? he had cancer

i'm filthy rich literally because money is dirty

What has potential but is in fact disappointing? This joke.

What can make you pee? Liquid

Wright flyer

What Batman said to Robin before they got in the car? -Get in the car Robin!

Roses are red violets are blue I am in 301 Club and so are you.

How do you make someone laugh at a funeral? Laughing gas How do you make someone cry at a birthday party? Tear gas How do you make someone high at a wedding? - - - - - - - - - - - - - - There are many ways to get high in a wedding. Gas is not the only option.

A mailman walks into a bar He delivers a bill for the electricity and leaves.

What's the main difference between dogs and children? When children reach their teen years they grow up and leave home. When dogs reach their teen years they die of old age.

Why are there so many black men in the NBA? Because they trained hard and practiced regularly to get there..

What did michael say to sam? (pedo face) YEH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Roses are white, Violets are white, holy shit i can see the light.

Decode this; Hetay owcay aidsay oomay. Answer: ummmmm.... Let me think....ummm, does anybody speak pig latin?

I banged your mom so hard that she got a urinary tract infection.

koala's try to hit on teddy bears...... desperate even though we know extinction's comin

Women age like a fine wine: sediment develops as they lose their tannins, and earthy notes of oak and mineral develop in their flavor profile, giving them a lengthened finish.

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