How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They beat her mercilessly.

What is big, green, fuzzy, and would kill you if it fell on you? A pool table.

Roses are red Violets are blue if you think this is funny then your a jew!

What's funnier than the pope in a speedo? Humor is subjective, so answers vary from person to person.

Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Microwave

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

So a seal walks into a club.

THE GAME

Why did the world end? Because of Jim Layhey's whispering winds of shit.

You're a frog

Why did the boy eat the apple. He really likes apples.

An Englishman, a Frenchman, and a Viking are all fighting over a piece of land. The piece of land was the whole of England and this was the beginning of the Noman conquest in 1066.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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