How did the man get arested? For doing something leagle.

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why did the man reverse time? because his girlfriend died,also this man was super

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whats worse then falling out of a tree? Cancer.

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Why do people on this website suck? Because they are n i g g e r s and jews!

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How do you put 100 kids on a girls face ? skeet

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what do you call a bunch of black people in a pool cocoa puffs

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If Spongebob lives in Bikini Bottom, Where is Bikini Top?

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What killed the name cool? Coolio

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Why don't nuns wear bras? Because god supports everything!

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knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

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how do u drown a blond you put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of a pool.

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what is differnt about a boyscout and a jew? the boyscout comes back from camp

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A Jew walks into Macy's

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what did the man say to his wife? I love you

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What is the difference between a bear and berries? No idea? You better stay out of the forest...

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Knock Knock Who's there? Mike Mike who? Just kidding, it's Danny. Oh okay, come in.

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How is a raven like a writing desk? Both have absolutely nothing to do with the other one.

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What do you call a Mexican? Whatever his name is you racist.

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what has 2 legs and no eyes? A decapitated cat with only its lower half remaining

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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What do you call a white guy surrounded by black guys? -Steve Nash

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You mothers so ghetto, you died.

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Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Have Somthing To tell you F*** You

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A burglar broke into a house one night. He picked up a CD player to place in his sack and a strange, disembodied voice echoed from the dark, saying, "Jesus is watching you." He nearly jumped out of his skin, clicked his flashlight off, and froze. When he heard nothing more, he shook his head, clicked the light on, and began searching for more valuables. Just as he pulled the stereo out so he could disconnect the wires, he heard, "Jesus is watching you." Freaked out, he shined his light around frantically, looking for the source of the voice. Finally, in the corner of the room, his flashlight beam came to rest on a parrot. "Did you say that?" he hissed at the parrot "Yep," the parrot confessed, then squawked, "I'm just trying to warn you." The burglar relaxed. "Warn me, huh? Who in the world are you?" "Moses," replied the bird. "Moses?" the burglar laughed. "What kind of people would name a bird Moses?" "Devout Semites," the parrot replied.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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