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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Have you ever seen Ray Charles wife? A: Nethier has he.

Why did the cat cross the road? To see its mom who was lying dead on the other side

Where do cows go when they're bored? Wherever they're standing. Cows cannot use toilets, regardless of their mood.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Very few things are worse than this international tragedy Over six million people died, most of them tortured before they died. But stepping on a thumb tack is way up there

Guess whats in my hand. Can you guess? A gun. Bam bam, you're dead. Haha

Q:What do you call a black man that got to the moon and back in a space rocket? A: A golfer, he is a pro golfer now!

Why didn't Hitler like steak? He was a vegetarian.

What happens when you run over a mexican? The country gets one less illegal immigrant.

Two muffins are baking in an oven. What does one say to the other? Nothing. They are both inanimate objects and can't speak.

Why was the little boy crying He had a frog stapled to his head

1st black guy: get a job 2nd black guy: i have one 1st black guy: okay

Why was timmy no longer being bullied at school? The rope said it all! Bitch Died HA

What is big, white, and will kill you if it falls out of a tree? Donald Trump

why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

If life gives you melons, you're probably dyslexic.

What can hitler cook well Steak

Q: What's black and white and red all over? A skunk in a blender.

Q: what do you call a hooker you pay in spaghetti? A: a pasta-tute.

A man goes to the doctor and says, "Doctor, it hurts when i poke my leg like this!" The doctor says,"Mm yes, it seems you have taken an arrow to the knee. You'll never walk again."

Q: What is harder than cleaning off baby bloodstains off a wall? A: Cleaning multiple baby blood stains off a wall.

Q:When do you club a newborn baby? A:Whenever you want to because babies are stupid

"My grandmother has AIDS. They are really nice ladies." -joke by comedian Daniel Cupps

why was 6 afraid of seven? cause 7's a n i g g a

If you took all of the garbage produced in New York City in just one week, and put it in the middle of Central Park, the stench would be unbelievable.

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