Domonic is a gay homo!!!!!!!!!!!! Vagina

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Q.what is worse than finding a worm in your apple? A.finding two worms.

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What's a black man's favorite fruit? Clementines.

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what do you call a guy that looks exactly like Mario. Frank because thats his name.

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What's black and white and red all over? A penguin inside a blender.

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Doctor: “Knock Knock” Patient: “Who's there?” Doctor: “The interrupting Doctor” Patient: “The inter- Doctor: You have cancer.

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Whats green and fuzzy and if it fell out of a tree it would kill you? A pool table.

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Why did Sara fell off her swing? She has no arms. Knock Knock Who's there? Not Sara

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Whats green? The color green.

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how does a a fat person dance? with his feet

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why did the little boy die? He had AIDS

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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What did the sick kid say to Make a Wish foundation? To get better

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HOLY SHIT!!!!

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How do you get a Jew in a car? Ask him to get in. How do you get him out? (If they say tell him to get out) Tell him Hitler is driving (If not) Ask him to kindly step out of the vehicle.

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I put the word **** in a post. Anti Joke starred it and the joke didn't make sense anymore.

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What did the Banana say to the Peach. Nothing, they are incapable of speaking because they are fruit.

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Yo momma so fat she couldn't even fit in a house

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What did the cow say to the other cow? "Baaa", he had an identity crisis.

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Why did Sally fall off the swingset? She had no arms. Knock ,Knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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Roses are blue Violets are green I have issues, What should I do?

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What do you call a bench full of white people The NBA

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Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

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At least now we know, that most people are not like that, and with that sentence, my desire to see humanity as a whole happy, is dead. Thank you, you have made me realize that for each and every thing positive I have found within myself, I believed that I was simply learning more about how to be an average human being. I admire you, yet as painful it feels not to deny the truth, much of what I admire within you, reminds me of my self. Share that money with me, but as a gift, not as a contract, as a friend, not as someone buying me out, because my values might not be much, but for now, its what remains of the world I sought to create. Let us speak some other time, It was nice meeting you again Red, you always dig your way into my core, where I discover that I am stuck in life because I still sad deep inside, and then you take some of that sadness away.

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