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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

Finding TWO worms in your apple.

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In this country, you gotta get the money first. Then when you get the money, you get the power. Then when you get the power, you get shot the F*** up at the end of Scarface.

What did the black kid get for christmas?? Your tv

Roses are red Violets are blue This poem sucks GET OVER IT

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? George Bush

Steven and Daniel are playing with super soakers in the back yard. Steven says to Daniel: "You can't squirt me!" Daniel says to Steven: "Yes I can!" Daniel is HIV positive.

Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

Women's rights

How do you make a tissue dance? You really can't, but you could grab it and shake it around so it looks like its dancing.

Yo Mama so stupid because she's been addicted to marijuana since she was a teenager, and has lost many brain cells. Resulting in her forgetting simple things like your birthday, her own name, etc. She has also developed lung cancer. She's predicted to die in two months if she continues to smoke as she does now.

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