- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why wouldn't Michael J. Fox make a good Sniper? Because he has no military experience.

whats worse than a worm in your apple? the holocaust whats worse than the holocaust? two worms in your apple

What did the Pedophile say to the small girl? I have served my sentence and been successfully rehabilitated. Please continue playing out in public without fear of being sexually assaulted.

What do you call a monkey holding a hand grenade? It depends on what its name is.

What did the brown guy say to the black person when he got fired? Nothing, did you think this was going to be racist or something?!

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

How many politicians does it take to screw in a light bulb? Ten. One to actually screw it in, and nine to stand around and say, "I can do it better."

Pineapples have a smaller volume than the sun

Why did the koala fall out of the tree? Because it was dead. Why did the second koala fall out of the tree? Because it was stapled to the first koala. Why did the third koala fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game.

What did the boy call the man that kicked the cat? "Sad twat"

what do you call a black guy with a nice car? most probably a rapper or professional athlete, however there is also a great chance that he is a doctor of philosophy and well educated.

Why did the audience leave disappointed? Low budget and poor directing.

rocky is here again.......................

Q:what did the 14 year old girl from Tennessee say to her dad when she lost her virginity? A: Get off of me

why did the titanic sink, it was hit by a iceberg

Q; Why did the gas station attendant scream when 3 black men walked into his store? A: It was his surprise birthday party.

What is worse than failing a class? Dress up for grown-ups.

Want to hear a clean joke? Soap.

Why did the pied piper eat tea half past three? Because the chicken tripped on the way across the street and the fat lady didn't sing.

why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

What happened to Johnny when he tripped over his shoelace? He was shot by the man who was following him.

What do you call kids born in whorehouses? Poor, poor children.

An alcoholic is someone you don't like who drinks as much as you do.

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