Whats scary about the asian man driving a car? He was blind

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A ginger kid, a blonde kid and a brunette jump off a 50 foot building... All of them die apart from all of them because luckily there was a swimming pool at the bottom

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How many dead babies does it take to fill a bathtub? 17.

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Roses are red. Violets are blue. I like pie. I know you do too.

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What do you get when you cross an African, a white person, an Asian and a Spaniard? Society's worst nightmare

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why was the little boy sad? he found out that George Washington was dead.

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Face Hunter is scum

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What did one dinosaure say to the other? Nothin, they are all dead. XD

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There were two bagels sitting on a table in Denny's. One bagel turns to the other and says, "So how did that job interview go?" The other replies, "It went great, thanks".

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You know what they call men who make kitchen jokes? Single.

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Jake: When was war of 1812? Harry: 1812 Jake: Oh.

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Why did the banana explode? Because it was a grenade!

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what did johnny's dad say to him after his baseball game? nothing because johnny's dad was an abusive alcoholic who beat him until the neighbors found out and called the police. the dad was arrested, tried in court then promptly thrown in jail were he was raped in the showers repeatedly by a very large and intimidating black man. he vomited suicide in his cell today by drinking drain cleaner

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What's black and crawls around on eight legs? An octopus that just inked itself.

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What did the ginger say to god? Nothing it has no soul

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I like saying the colors of flowers, Delphiniums are also blue.

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Knock knock Who's there? (Punch the listner in the face)

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A cowboy rides out to the middle of nowhere and then shoots his horse. He then makes his way back into town and meets a man in the saloon. The man says, "On second thought, I'd like to buy that horse."

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Q: What's the difference between Catholism and Judiasm? A: There are many substantial and vital distinctions between Judaism and Christianity. Of course, there are many similarities as well, primarily because Christianity emerged from Judaism. However, the emergence was not a direct line. Christianity broke from Judaism, forming a new religion, so it is misleading, however comfortable the thought might be, to believe that the two religions are essentially the same, or to see Christianity as the natural continuation of Judaism.

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Did you here about the man who dropped a glass? It broke.

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There was a horse in a very hot sumer day. He was in the middle of corn field It was so hot that the corns started popping out. The horse thought it was snowing and died of cold.

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What do you call flashlight in an Asian kids room what ever the brand is

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why do people copy other people's anti-jokes? because they don't have a life nor an imagination. P.S. if this gets a lot of thumbs ups, expect another one soon from one of those people who copy others anti-jokes...

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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