- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house... Knock knock Who's there? The Chincken

What did the man with sores on his tounge get for a birthday present? He recieved a very nice pair of trousers which he wore to work from time to time

why did joe drown ? he had no arms

breasts

Why did Jimmy miss a question on his test? He put D

Knock, Knock Who's there? Bill Bill who? Bill your neighbor. Can I have some flour?

A guy said a racist joke and he got beat up now he is in the hospital for what he said.

What did the black man say to the white man standing next to him? Hi

Why did the chicken cross the road? Chickens don't have the cognitive capacity to reason. So you'd never know

Why couldn't the little girl see in the dark? She had no eyes.

The umpire asked the baseball coach "Who is that on 1st base?" The baseball coach said "Who." The umpire said "Yes, that's what I'm asking." The baseball coach handed the umpire a list of his players to avoid any further confusion.

when life gives you lemons your like wait how did i get these lemons??

Why did the boy fail his midterm? he didnt study.

Why wasn't Steve paying attention in class? Because he was dead.

How you your turn a trashcan into a semi-automatic AK-47? You don't. But ask the irishman who just said "hello" to you.

What's the hardest part of eating a vegetable? The wheelchair.

What do call the time things don't go the way you plan them? Reality. bitch

I fantasize about having sex with a moose

What's sad about 4 black people in a Cadillac going over a cliff? The incident happened to substantiate stereotypes and condone racism.

What's black, white, and red all over? Something that's black, white, and red all over.

how do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

what does the muslim guy say in a very busy metro station? jaallalalalalalalalla BAM

What did the little girl buy for her cat? A box to bury him in.

I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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