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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mom so fat, when she jumps gravity pushed her away from the ground

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What do you call a person who drinks beer a lot? Alcohol abuser.

A dog walks into a bar. It was a bar in Taiwan, so they killed it and ate it.

Why did the man pull out his chainsaw? To get rid of a tree in his front yard.

whats green andthrows forks at you? a blonde painted green in a bush wih a gun and a fly on her eye

What do you call a three toed 9 foot man. His name.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Jason. Jason who? The person who is answering the door hears a chainsaw start up and suddenly realizes that Jason is the murderer from Friday the Thirteenth. The person goes and gets their shotgun, ready to blast Jason's head of when he breaks in.

what do you call and man that has a twitch every time someone say tissue broken arm, leg, hand, collar bone and there iphone? A mentally and physically demented man that needs serious help from a psychotherapist otherwise matter would get increasingly worse

Why was the pig sweating? It wasnt, because pigs have adapted by using behavioral thermoregulation, which is the act of cooling themselves in the mud or water.

What's funnier than the holocaust? Just about everything seeing how the holocaust is not a funny event, but rather enormous tragedy.... Assholes.

Why do cats have eyes? So they can see.

Wat do u call black circus clwon a bad comedian

Three Jews walked into a bar. I lied... it was a gas chamber.

A Black guy and a Jewish guy walk into a bar. What does the black guy say to the Jew? "Hi".

What did Mary say to Vishnikharmut? You're name is weird. What did Vishnikharmut say to Mary? Your grammar is incorrect.

Why was Sally crying? Because she had a frog stapled to her face.

What's black, white, and red all over A penguin in a blender

Why didn't little Billy's parents get him the new toy he wanted? Little Billy's parents are dead.

Scientists have discovered that the state of your hunger can affect what you say. For example, whether you choose to say ‘I’m hungry,’ or, ‘I’m not hungry,’ is based upon how hungry you are.

Psychic wanted. You know where to apply.

Why do black people play basketball? Because they can join their friends in playing an extremely fun and calorie-burning sport.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender goes why do you have a cane? The man goes "I'm blind."

Knock knock? Who's there? Set up. Set up who? Punch line!

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