Q) How many boring people does it take to screw in a light bulb? A) One

Did the single mother survive the plane crash? No.

What is the difference between Santa and a Jew? Santa is a fictional character used to represent Christmas, Jews celebrate Hanukkah.

What happened when the zombie walked into the blonde lady convention? He went home hungry.

Q: If your riding down the Nile on a boat and your boat springs a leak, how many boxes of pancake mix does it take to fix the hole? A: 58, because Koalas are marsupials

What's black and gets in trouble a lot? A dog with black fur that has not been well trained.

What can hitler cook well Steak

BOB: Hey look its spiderman Spiderman: IT'S MANSPIDER!!! Punch! Kick! Ouch!

What happened to the blond that went to collage? She got her masters degree and became a brain surgeon.

What did the surgeon say to the patient? Nothing. The patient died on the table.

Two fish are swimming and hit a concrete wall...dam

Why do gay people go to the beach on memorial? idk im not gay

the awkward moment when your mom wakes you up and you realize she died six years ago

5 Italian guys from Long Island

a man walks into a bar some other people get up and greet him as they are his friends. he then has a great night with his friends. he goes home and goes to sleep. he wakes up with a man next to him

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, well at least they were, until I met you!

Why cant the guy drink his beer Because he hasnt opened it yet

what unique about 3 red signs and 1 blue sign right next to eachother? there all the same colors!!!!except for the blue sign.

two peanuts walked into a bar they both sat down and immediately left once they found out the bar was serving peanuts.

What is the difference between a duck and a cow? One is an aquatic fowl and the other is a farmland mammal.

If John has 10 packs of beer and he drinks 8 packs,what is John left with? Morbid Obesity.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

Q: Why did the boy cross the road? A: Because he was getting chased by a pedophile

What did the boy with cancer get for Christmas? A Coffin.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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