- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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1 out of every 3 relationships someone is cheating, I wonder if it was my wife or my girlfriend

What do you call a really bad band? Nickelback.

What did the dog say to the cat? I don't know actually

A guy went to McDonalds and asked for a cheeseburger: —Can I have a cheeseburguer? —No

Did you hear about the guy with no legs? He had them blown off by a tank shell in Afganistan.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A vast quantity of things.

so you're waling through the desert and a tire falls off your canoe. How many pancakes does it take to shingle a doghouse?

Wanna hear a joke? Niklas Bendter being good at soccer. Wanna hear a funnier joke? Your Mom Wanna hear the funniest joke?

Knock, Knock Who's there It's me open up the D#### door it's me open up the D#### door, who? just open the door this is not a fricken knock knock joke.

What do you call a handyman with no arms? By his name.

What do you get when you cross a dog and a slice of tomato A really bad joke

what gets louder as it gets smaller? a baby in a trash compacter.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

A man walked into a bar. He got a head trauma and committed suicide.

A Jewish man gets on a train. He sits down and a hour and a half later he is dropped of at his proper destination.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

"Knock knock" "The doors open" "Oh, okay"

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it.

why did jonathan not get any presents for the holiday?because it was the 4th of July

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What's worse than Jedward? Nothing. They are really and truly awful.

What did catwoman say to batman? meow.

why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know but some black man is starting up his deep-frier on the other side

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