Two muffins are sitting next to each other in the dessert. A hungry and lost man passes by and considered eating one of the muffins. Unfortunately he can't make a decision in time and took of in his 4-wheel drive. The next day a camel walks by and eats one of the muffins. The camel dies instantly, apparently the muffin the camel ate was poisoned. The now not so hungry and lost man looks at the dead camel and noticed the zoo is almost closing now. So he left in a hurry, to cook for his family.

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What do you call the offspring of a gerbil and a hamster? Whatever you want.

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What is worse than stubbing your toe. Being shot

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“It doesn’t take a lot to turn me on” – William Deane

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Why don't you see elephants find in trees? Because most trees can't hold an elephants weight.

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A man who was not blind, but could not see, walks around a metal bar, and proceeds to the bar, where he walks into the door without opening it first

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I like colin but not as much as apple

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Roses are brown, Violets are brown, WHO THE HELL $#!T IN MY GARDEN?!

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A duck walks into a bar, clearly ignoring the 'No Ducks Allowed' sign that had been placed in the window to prevent comedic scenarios.

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No, you think faster smarter and harder than everyone I know, you change and adapt faster for each day, sometimes I just think one has to stop asking oneself what makes one happy, and simply choose to be happy.

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Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the ground

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Why do alcoholics use brown bags? Because they are ashamed of what they have become and seek to repress their guilt by entering into denial.

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What begins with "B" and ends with "N" that you never want to call your neighbor? a Black Person

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Yo' Mama's so old that her age is over the average age of most people.

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what did god say when we made his first black person oops i acidenlty burnt it

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your mumma so fat she ate a horse and she still had room for dinner

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rocky is here again.......................

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What do you call a black man holding a stone with bloody hands A hard working stone mason

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A man walks into a bar. He suffers a fatal concussion and the playground is shut down by local police until proper padding is installed.

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Why was 7 afraid of 6, because 6 raped 5

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How many electricians does it take to change a light bulb? One.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I've got Alzheimer's Cheese on toast

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Q. what sucks A. getting robbed loosing your family and then you die by cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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