Dead on Aodhan your breaking te ten commandments by lying you jew you dont believe in the divinity of Christ.

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

A young woman goes to a wild, infamous nightclub, all alone. She arrives safely at home a few hours later.

Ted: Joe, do you think I'm dumb? Joe: No, I think you're Ted.

Why do black guys have white palms? Because that area of the human hand contains no melanocytes, the cells that allow pigment to form.

You just read this ..

The awkward moment when something of quite awkwardness occurs.

A man walks into a convenient store and asks the cashier where the toilet paper is. She says aisle five. He goes down aisle five and there's no toilet paper.

a group of mormons walk into a bar... just kidding mormons aren't aloud to drink.

what's more interesting than capital gains tax? (there's no answer)

have safe sex

What would Jesus do? Something that would in getting nailed to a piece of wood.

What's the difference between victims of Brady and Hindley and a pile of dead babies? Some were born dead and the others were raped then killed.

Do you like apples? Yes

What's the best time to go to the dentist? When your tooth breaks or you need braces.

who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What did the Joker say to Batman? Why are we wearing these stupid costumes

What's white and is your slave? Your computer.

What does the orphan say to its parents? nothing, orphans dont have parents

Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black Im blind

No because your face is really f***** up.

why did the one armed, bearded man, in a wheelchair go to the mall ? He wished to purchase yogurt and Tiger woods 2007 for the ps2

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