- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

Roses are red, Violets are blue, You smell like lead, I did a poo.

What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

This joke is the worst joke ever.

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Cause she's a woman

q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

Knock Knock Who's there? The KGB Yes, How can I help? We are looking for a local serbian mobster who we believe to be hiding in this Village have you seen this man. No I cant say I have. Sorry Well thank you for your time and if you notice anything please try and let the local Police know.

So a seal walks into a club.

Q:why did the lion eat the zebra? A: because it was hungry.

Knock Knock Who's there? Doctor Doctor who Doctor Octagonapus! BLAAAUUUUGGGHHHH

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How did Justin Bieber die? He didn't. And we all need to stop making fun of that poor boy.

Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

Whats green, furry and it stole christmas? A Robber with a Christmas tree on his back

My name is Jacob Mckeand and my penis is as long as Mr. Macs hair.

If i have a remote that can switch people to mute, the number 1 people will be asian, and it will be on the train.

your mom is so old, she is often confused for your grandmother.

When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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