knock know. who there?.............. whose there?.........whose there!?!?! damn kids

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justin bieber walks into a bar, he is then kicked out because he's under age.

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why did road cross the chicken Niggers love chicken.

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What did the Jewish man get for Christmas? Jews don't celebrate Christmas, therefore nothing

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What is the difference between a Ferrari and 1,000 dead babies? I don't have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How do you save a drowning Asian teenage boy? You get him out of the water.

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Knock knock Who’s there? Knock knock Knock knock who? Knock knock

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Is everything funnier when u have a vagina.

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What's worse then the Boston bombing? The Texas bombing, considering Texas is a much bigger region then Boston.

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What did the lawyer say to the lawyer We are both lawyers

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Barack Obama, Mother Teresa and Stephen Hawkings had race. Who won? Barack Obama. This deduction can be made as Stephen Hawking is severely disabled by a motor neurone disease known as amyotrophic lateral sclerosis. Henceforth, he has very limited control over the majority of his body and is confined to a electric wheel chair. Thus, he could not participate competitively in the race. Moreover, Mother Teresa is dead. This unfortunate occurrence was caused by several myocardial infarctions in combination with pneumonia. Regardless of this, Mother Teresa's meek and frail build would slower her speed considerably; in comparison to Barack Obama's relatively athletic and robust frame. Nonetheless, President Obama is a smoker. Therefore, he may experience symptoms associated with emphysema during the race, causing him to retire. As such no-one would finish the race, leaving the spectators feeling very disappointed and empty.

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Whats two plus two? Miles

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when push comes to shove, shove repeatedly explains to push that she needs to stop stealing his money and find a new place to live. Push then leaves, allowing shove to return back to his sofa and finish watching the basketball game.

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Why was the boy sad? Because his dad was a serious alcoholic who refused to go to rehab. Being an alcoholic constantly led to him beating the boy and his mother. Eventually, the boy couldn't handle this anymore, and he committed suicide. Realizing what he had done, the father also committed suicide. The mother is now locked away in a mental hospital, for she couldn't hold grasp of the deaths of her husband, and her son.

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what did the downsindrome get for christmas?? A: Aids and a Dead wife

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What do silly people in a monastery say? stop munkying around.

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An Italian man with a very thick accent decides to travel to America. On arriving, he decides to take a taxi and tour the nearby city. The man, feeling hungry after a while, chooses to stop at a bakery. Upon entering the bakery, the man walks up to the display of bread, and points at the loaves of bread he wanted, calling to the baker "I want 2 piece." The baker, not understanding the man's accent asks the man to repeat what he said. So the man repeats, "I want 2 piece, right here, right now." "Sure thing," the baker says, and gives the man the loaves of bread.

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A guy walks into a bar and says "ouch!" The bartender says "are you okay?" "Yeah I just stubbed my toe" Then the guy walks it off, and then orders a drink.

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Just found out that it doesn't work.

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What has an orange t shirt A dick I lied about the shirt

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yo momma so stupid she should probably be taken to a specialist as she may have a learning disability.

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You might be a redneck. Sorry.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonders new house? No. Well neither has he.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? No. Oh don't worry then.

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