Knock knock. Who's there? The police. You wife was killed in an accident.

knock knock? come in

Q.How do you scare an emo?? A.Run after them with plasters

Roses are roses Violets are violets Sugar is sugar And you're a person

Why did the boy with cancer cross the road? He was hoping to get hit by a truck.

Why did the black dude die? Because everyone must die at some point.

A duck walks up to a lemonade stand. He orders a lemonade and leaves promptly

How come dinosaurs don't talk? Because they're dead.

What did the boy with four arms get for Christmas? A Laptop. Why couldn't he use it? He had no fingers.

What did the homosexual give in his secret box? important papers from work.

guy walks into a bar, ouch

What do you say to a man with no legs at a bus stop.. How you getting on.

Is Yered a dumbass? YA

What did the blackman say to the whiteman???? Nothing! They both commintted suicide

Why couldn't Little Johnny read his 3rd grade novel? His was repeatedly stabbed in his eyes.

Knock knock Who's there Police, there's been an accident Oh really? Know i'm actually a serial rapist and i have a gun so open up

A black man, an Asian man, and an American man are in a car. Who is driving? The black man, it's his car.

what did the gay man say to the pole? May i have this dance

1-1 was a race horse, 1-2 was one too, 1-1 won one once and 1-2 won one too

What do you call a black man with no job? Unemployed

There were two busses. The one was red, the other one went to France.

Obama

Roses are Blue Violets are Red I am High How about you?

Why is America so great? Because the continent is really large.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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