why did the baby fall out of the crib? it was dead

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the story of the two kings, bourne and brendan They were numbercrunching hardcore one night in the hills of arathi basin when the mailbrethren gave them a message from the almighty rogue of orgimar. This rogue challenged the two kings, codenames as follows: bourne (hunt cair) and brendan (worgensRsick). obviously bourne was a ret pally and brendan was a holy priest, representing the alliance faction because they dont belive in the corrupt (actual quote from J3b, "the kitty slayer tauren"). The duel would take place in the arena of hyjal, a place where heat blows from below, and sucks hard. Hyjal was once a place where the almighty druids had meetings of total epicness and made love in the flowers. Of course, taurens were very attracted to the mentally ill cows, and created j3b's character, foulmeat. When the two kings arrived, the rogue was actually in stealth, a goblin subtley rogue of vast strength and agil. His resil rating was at an astonishing 89k rating. He made n00bs spooge over their keyboards. The epic duel began when the rogue sapped both kings and ambushed bourne. Bourne legacy was hurt badly and had 15% health. Brendan's step brother came in and surprised attacked the rogue and took him to half health. his name was dalyquestsbedone. But all of a sudden, the world of azeroth was sucked in by the depths of the maelastrom of deathwing, and everyone died. All the players relogged and did it all over again. ˜´??

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When is a clown happy? At a child's birthday party.

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the WNBA

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This is not a joke.... It is mind rape.

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Whatsthe difference between a pile of dead babies and a chicken? Chickens don't make me laugh.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor.

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A man is jogging down the street. He bangs his kneecap into a metal pole and shatters it. He is then hit by a giant cheese wheel and dies.

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It's yellow and when you press the button, it becomes red... A baby chicken in a blender

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What's worse than failing your midterms? Child abuse.

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Q: What's worse than 6 dead babies in a trash can? A: One dead baby in 6 trash cans.

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What happened to Bilbo? He shit his pants.

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How do you get a tissue to dance. You don't.

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What did the POW say to his captor? I do not want to be waterboarded.

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Q: What's long, hard, and full of sea men? A: A submarine.

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car Get in the car

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A lady with alzheimers walks up to her friend and says" my nefew died today" and her friend replied.. " no he died three years ago."

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A black man and two Mexican men are all in the same car, who's driving? One of the Mexicans.

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Most people like to drink beer, others do not.

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What's the difference between a baby and a sandwich? A sandwich doesn't scream when I put my salami in it.

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P1: knock knock P2: go away!!!

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 is a killer

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Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

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why did the packers win the superbowl? because they were very good

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