- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Rebecca Black walks into a bar and asks for a beer. The bartender doesnt serve her because she is 12.

What's better than fornicating two 4 year old twins? Killing their parents in front of them before you do.

Caller: Is your fridge running! Callee: ... umm yes? Caller: I guess you don't need my services. Thanks Callee: ok bye

Why are elephants big, grey, and wrinkly? Because if they were small, round, and white, they would be called 'asprin'.

what did the little boy say to his mom? nothing his mother died in childbirth.

what do you call white people running down a mountain? Avalanche What do you call black people running down a mountain? Jailbreak

You have five dollars and Chuck Norris has five dollars. You both have the same amount of money.

a mexecan guy walks in a bar he ask how much is a beer.its $400 and 55'.WHAT THATS SUCKSISH.no i just like to joke its 1 dollor.oh.....shut up go walk in a bra!!!!

What's worse than accidentally flooding your bathroom? A Tsunami

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the ocean? Dead.

Hey I just met you, And this is crazy But I just kissed you... And I have rabies!

what did the kid with poleo get for christmas. whatever he has on his christmas list because his parents feel bad for passing down the genetic information(DNA) that gave him poleo.

How can you tell two twin sisters apart? Look at one twin, then look at the other, and acknowledge that they are two different people.

What do you call a man with a knife in his back? An ambulance

Where did tommy go during the bomb? Everywhere. he was a cripple and couldnt make it to the bomb shelter.

What do men like most of all? Let's not lie, BOOBIES!

A jew, a catholic, and a muslim walk into a bar. Within minutes, they begin to argue about religion. After a few hours of intense debate, all three left dissatisfied and upset.

How many pancakes does it take to shingle a dog house? I don't know considering it was never done before, and that the size of the pancake would have to be taken into account. Although I would suggest you use a better material like wood, plastic, or metal.

(kid is eating a round fruit) friend: Get me an apple too. Kid: I wish I could The kids friend later realizes that his friend was actually eating a peach.

two people are falling out of a plane, a blond and a brunnete who hit the ground first. the blond, the brunnete brought a parachute

Why did the man think inside of the box? Because he was inside of the box.

What's funnier than seeing a baby falling from the empire state building? Stopping his speed with a shovel

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