Jackie Chan: Who the **** is chuck Testa? A: Chuck Testa was an internet sensation who became famous after his video on Youtube advertising his taxidermy business, Ojai Valley Taxidermy.

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What is the difference between a Nigga and a bucket of shit? ....The bucket.

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Have you ever ate a donut? Yes I have. In fact, the donut I ate recently was fairly delicious.

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A ghost walks into a bar. Nobody sees it because it is a supernatural entity.

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A man and his dog walk into the park, the man grabs a ball and chucks it for the dog. The dog can not chase after the ball because he has no legs and bites his owners leg.

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Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

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Why couldn't the rich dumbass get into colledge? He couldn't open the door

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What do you call a man with no arms or legs in water? Drowning

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What's black and blue, and read all over? The Merriam-Webster dictionary.

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How to make a plummer cry Kill his family

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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-Children! Come inside! -Why? -We are going out...

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Q: What did the boy with no arms or lags get for christmas? A: He dosent now he cant open them.

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Two friends were running late for their school gathering. As they arrived the train station, one friend said 'Quick, we need to catch the train!' The other replied, 'Can't we just get in it?'

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No.

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your mother

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Why do i have no likes? Because im disliked...

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Hickory dickory dock. Two mice ran up the clock. The clock struck one; The other escaped with minor injuries.

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Why is there an owl out during the day? I don't know.

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A man walks into the kitchen tells the woman to make him a sandwich and walks out.

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Knock knock stop knocking you idiot, it's the 21st century

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why did the owner of Google decide to name the company "Google"? google it..

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Ethan's girlfriend is a salg hahahahahahahahahahahaha fucking meff she needs to die

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A boy and his father are in a car crash. The father dies and the son is transported to the nearest hospital. Once there, a surgeon is brought in to operate on the boy. The surgeon steps back and says "I can't operate on this boy, I haven't had enough training for such a situation." The hospital calls in another surgeon and they are more qualified for the event. Then the surgeon wakes up and realizes the boy is in critical condition. There is blood drenching his shirt and there is only seconds to operate. Suddenly, the boy wakes up and realizes he has just survived a car crash. Suddenly Leonardo DeCaprio enters with a girl. The world turns on its side and they all wake up to find them selves a victim of Inception. Then the caterpillar wakes up and realizes it has immense mental capacity, even above those of an above-average human. Then I woke up and realized I lost my job. MLIA.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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