Why did the chicken cross the road? His whole family attempted to cross the road approximately 30 seconds earlier and were immediately struck by a moving vehicle traveling at 45 miles per hour. He crossed the road to try to comfort his family while they took their final breathes of life. The chicken was also not really a chicken but a man that had recently been laid off from his union job and came down with a disease that is considered uncurable by modern science.

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Chris:"knock, knock" Rhianna:"owwww..." Chris:"open da door" Rhianna:"so u can punch me in the face" Chris:"duhhh, I jus got brass knuckles"

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Lindsay Lohan

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why did the computer monitor stop working? Becasue it has a date with a slice of cheese.

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Why did the man say ow? He got his dick caught in his zipper.

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If a blonde and a feather were dropped off of a building at the same time, which would hit the ground first? A feather is a light object and would most likely float all the way down at a slow velocity, the blonde is most likely 100+ pounds and would die because she is stupid.

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what did the blind orphan with no legs get for christmas? cancer.

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kushagra tyagi

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What peels, is a fruit, yellow and tastes like a bannana? A bannana.

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This joke is the worst joke ever.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I look down My pants are brown.

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What's brown and red but looks purple? Mixed paint!

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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me and joey are going to watch the football game, at this point you relize you shouldn't hang out with joey and the other guy because it is joey and I not me and joey

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a doctor came into the room after receiving a woman's test results for lung cancer. the woman says, "is it negative or positive doctor?" the doctor looks at the woman and says, "it's negative, congratulations."

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:O <===============3 :===========3 :======3 :===3 :3 It all makes sense now.

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Women's rights

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When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

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how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 1027

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Why did the little girlbnot wake up? Because her mother smothered her in her sleep.

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So a seal walks into a club.

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q- what do you call a small number of black people running away from a large group of white people? a- every marathon known to man...

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What do you call a bunch of mexicans jumping out of a truck a family with not alot of money to afford a car so they are forced to ride a truck that can barely fit them all

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Microwave

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Anti Joke

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