So I was walking down the street the other day, I went to the shop.

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How do you become a superhero? Eat 10 buckets of KFC.

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How do you piss of camon? Have sex with shelby!

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A man walks into a psychiatrists office with a banana in his ear, The psychiatrist says, why do you have that banana in your ear. The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist says, "I said, 'Why do you have that banana in your ear?" The man says, "What?" The psychiatrist shouts, "I SAID, WHY DO YOU HAVE THAT BANANA IN YOUR EAR?" The man says, "Sorry, I can't hear you, I'm deaf." (props- Marty Smith)

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How do you make a clown cry? You hit them with an axe

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Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

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Why does the same anti-jokes pop up over and over again? Because people have no creativity.

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Why did the duck eat the fish? It needed protein.

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whats the difference between 10 Ferrari's and 10 dead babies ? i dont have 10 Ferrari's in my garage

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A man walks out of a bar. Gets in his car and crashes because drunk driving isn't safe.

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Why can't Dave drive? Because Dave is an orange.

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Do ya like waffles? Ya we like waffles.

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I am pleased and honored to hear you speak that beautifully straight from your heart Nero, you are without equal, unmatched. And he who is unmatched, also stands alone.

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"Ask me if I'm a tree," "Are you a tree?" "No."

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Q: What do you get when you get a bunch of people who confuse dark humor for anti humor? A: This website.

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dude... what would you do if i punched you in the face? i would pee on you

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Lol, first of all all I watched was something called Chobits many years ago, and while I know what hentai is, I cant say I watch that a lot or not really at all no... A peek but, its just too weird for me, they all look like cute kids with deformed bodies or something. What? You into Nerds now? Why cant I just wear my contacts and look somewhat less alien?

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: He was being taken to the slaughter house

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why wont our kids have time to socialize? because theyll all be too busy trying to find a solution for global warming.

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question:How do you call a Russian with Ak47. answer: Spetznaz

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Q: yugdyijgdripgdghd A: sorry I'm retarted. I don't know wtf I'm doin

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What's red and looks like a bucket? A red bucket.

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An Octopus walked into a bar. He then died as he had been out of his natural habitat for an exceedingly long period of time. An octopus can only survive on land for 30 minutes.

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What did Jimmy do on his 8th birthday? Turn 8.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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