What do you call a gay kid, a horrible singer, and has long hair for a guy? Justin Bieber

What's the best way to piss off a feminist? R@pe her.

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

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Roses are red Bacon is also red Poems are hard Bacon

Q:why did the man jump of the house A:he did not I threw a frige at him

why did the guy get pulled over he had a broken tail light

knock, knock! who's there? i don't know i don't know who niether do i...

Roses are red violets are blue this poem is stupid.

sweating like antoni with a girl

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

If i had a dollar for every time Lindsay Lohan Crashed a vehicle......i would be rich

Why did the mailman die? Because everybody dies.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Me: What day is it? Rebecca Black: Tuesday

Q: what is the most confusing day in the ghetto? A: fathers Day

I am aware that my positivity makes me do some bad mistakes, but if negativity is the alternative I will keep taking my chances.

What's the worst way to die? Alone.

"Knock knock..." "come in"

what did the boy with cancer get for christmas? i dont know he's jewish

How do you get a black guy to learn how to read? Find a stolen book and tell them that it's the recipe for the spices in fried chicken.

Why did the cave men discover fire? They were the only humans on earth.

What do you call a white duck? A quacker

what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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