- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do u do when life gives u lemons?? Eat them

What do you call a deer with no eye? No eye deer ( get it, it's like the red, necked southern speaking states )

Want some candy? Lol jk get in my van.

Where did the people go after the bomb went off? EVERYWHERE!!!

Everyone always gets up in arms over human trafficking... ... Well I kind of enjoy the convenience of air travel and so on.

Michael Jackson's favorite places: Toystore Candy shop Playground Amusment parks Kindergarden classroom Orphanige

Why did Sally fall off the swings? She has no arms. Knock knock Whose there? Not Sally, she has no arms

Cum on guys, gay jokes arent funny!

Its true, he didnt write that!!

how do you make a plumber cry A: kill his family

There's 3 guys, a fat guy, a skinny guy, and muscular guy. 7 days later, the fat guy receives an invitation to the zoo. It turns he got a new job and his friends was so proud.

A: Knock knock B:The door is open.

There's 2 black guys in a car. Who's driving. Probably one of the 2 men.

Why did the black man jump out of the plane? He was going on a parachute dive with his friend.

What did the black guy say in the phone? Hello

One dog says to the other "I love going for walks!" A women over-hears, screams "A Talking Dog!", and calls the police. The dog is put down and dissected for scientific research.

Whats worse than Holocaust Anti-Jokes? Oh, a lot of things, actually. Personally, I find them hilarious.

You know what's sad and Funny? When a guy walks into a gay bar and doesn't get hit on.

A horse walks in a bar. The barman asks: "Why the long face?" The horse replies: I have aids.

Roses are red.

Why did the chicken cross the road? it was wandering and had no idea wht it was doing because it has very little mental capacity whatsoever

whats worse than having that Holocaust joke be the best anti-joke for months? Windows updates

why did the chicken cross the road? he saw a rather desperate looking homeless person coming towards him, and, realizing he had no change, figured it was the best way to avoid an awkward situation.

Q. Whats long and and can drip out fluids? a tap.

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